Pidzets - Chicacrow

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

outfits to start your semester to

Hunk is probably the first person I've seen excited over being a leg

Tbh I bet he wasnt just excited he was like hyped af

The way that Margot gave Harley characterization past “the Joker’s sexy insane girlfriend” in a movie that tried so hard to keep her in that role is so important to me. She literally is taking off a collar and becoming her own person in this scene. And in that last gif you can see Harley make the decision to be happy, to not let anyone keep her or her mood down. Margot really gave us a scene where Harley chooses to take control of her life, we’re so blessed.

MARGOT ROBBIE as Harley Quinn in ‘Suicide Squad’ (2016)

put in the tags the first thing that comes up when u type “i am,” “i’m not,” “i love,” “i hate,” and “i wish”

mcu characters as dumb shit my classmates have said

steve rogers: five year plan? you know who had a five year plan? stalin. look where he ended up.

tony stark: guys. emergency: my outfit isn’t dope enough today.

clint barton: [on a scooter] you’re driving? you fucking loser, i’m scooting!”

natasha romanoff: she’s complaning, meanwhile I was eating my 5th cricket.

bruce banner: where’s the fire extinguisher in this room? GOD do they not care about safety???

thor odinson: KYLE, BRO, ARE YOU SHITTING ME? I THOUGHT WE HAD A DATE? CMON, MAN.

loki odinson: here’s yet another situation in which being a chameleon would be useful.

sam wilson: I know you don’t like me, which is exactly why I asked the teacher to move my seat next to you.

scott lang: do you have any deodorant? or maybe some orange juice, either will work.

hope van dyne: anyone eating a mini candy cane looks like a pussy.

peter parker: hey, off topic question, are you more of a lewis or a clark kind of gal?

rhodey: we are not getting in a robotic argument. not today.

shuri udaku: I can’t see the math problem through my tears.

wanda maximoff: oh, I committed some sins early on, for sure.

valkyrie: if I were high, it wouldn’t be on weed. that’s weak.

t'challa udaku: that’s not how you eat pasta in these lands, you ignorant slut. 

stephen strange: shift your eyes to the wonders of my fingers.

bucky barnes: I have a lot of feet… but not enough hands… what do I do here?

EVERYONE go listen to ur url NOW

The Terror: Infamy - 2x10 - “Did something happen tonight? In the war?”

I know it isn’t as relevant anymore, but every time I think about the whole shebang I come back to this masterful pun and die of laughter all over again

me posting everything abt the suez canal/evergreen ship is so funny bc if you dont want to see it i guess youll

you’ll have to 

you gotta

block the suez canal

okay, sure, but ravens absolutely qualify as omens

crows aren't "death omens" or "evil" you fool they're just funky little dudes