REAL. GEORGE >>>>>>>>>

i, too, am an eldritch horror with an emotional attachment problem.

oh south park for SUREEE

currently thinking about how the last thing fergus ever heard in his life was campbell crying out for him

In the given diagram, the segments are NOT straight line segments.

(template on right, courtesy of my best friend)

(the fourth grade class is surrounded around a broken coffee machine.)

mr. garrison: so… who broke it? i’m not mad. i just want to know.

butters: i did. i broke-

mr. garrison: no, no you didn’t. eric?

cartman: don’t look at me! look at kyle.

kyle: what? i didn’t break it.

cartman: that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?

kyle: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

cartman: …suspicious.

stan: if it matters - probably not… but bebe was the last one to use it.

bebe: liar!! i don't even drink that crap!

stan: oh, really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

bebe: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! everyone knows that, stan!

butters: ok, ok, let’s not fight! i broke it, let me pay for it, mr. garrison!

mr. garrison: NO! WHO BROKE IT?!!

cartman: …mr. garrison... kenny's been awfully quiet.

kenny: (REALLY?)

cartman: yeah, really!!

kenny: (OH MY GOD!) [argument ensues]

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mr. garrison: i broke it. it burned my hand, so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

good. it was getting a little chummy around here.

WOWOWOWOWOW!!! thanks folks

happy 27th anniversary raccoon birthday

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

random images i have saved in my phone - day 12

(not mine) KENNY NOOOOOOOO 😢😢

I love my ankle going poppey poppey trying to play tennis 😍😍

Wasting ur time by sending this in, your welcome <3

what??? 😭😭😭