Jeongin: [picks up a tiny bag] LOOK!
Minho: And what am I gonna fit in there? My will to live?
Jeongin:
Jeongin: or a really really tiny dog!
Hyunjin: We can just put Changbin in there
Changbin: [offended noises]
Woojin: [is choking]
Jeongin: I'm trying to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!
Felix: Just flip the phone upside down and use the 6 button!
Woojin, stops choking for a second: What the fuck
Hyunjin: [snezees]
Hyunjin, looking in the mirror: I'd say god bless you, but it look like he already did [winks]
Chan: What the-
[Chan teaching Han and Felix maths]
Chan: [Pointing to a triangle] This means it's 90 degrees
Felix: How it can be 90 degrees? It's winter
Chan: No, the angle is-
Han: Because global warming
Chan: ...
SEUNGMIN – ‘CASE 143’ COMEBACK STAGE @ Music Bank (221007)
handsome ♡
Felix, wearing a cowboy hat: [ walks up to Chan ]
Chan:
Chan: What are you wearing
Felix: Yeehaw partner
[At the police station]
Han, acting tough: what are you here for?
Person: I killed eleven people
Han: e-eleven?
Person: What about you?
Han, tearing up: j-jaywalking
Seungmin: Everyone has a gay cousin
Han: Bitch, I don't have a gay cousin!
Han: Wait
Han: Oh shit
Han: I am the gay cousin