I Don't Like ES Season 2 And 3 But I Can't Stop Thinking About This Episode 😔

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

Why the fuck would I make a real homunculus for a board game

Im getting freaky with my homunculus.

Im exploring his vitals.

Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Tim: Death penalty.

Dick: Tim, it was just a parking ticket-

Tim, leaning into the mic: Please kill me.

Cybertronian Units of Time: a Guide

…concocted by me, via:

Canon Definitions

Most Common Terms Used in Fandom (that I have seen)

Most Common Interpretations of Aforementioned Terms

Math That Makes Those Terms Make Sense Together

Filling in the Blanks With What Sounded Good (to me)

So essentially I began with Cybertronian units with explicit definitions in canon that are also widely used in fandom (ie. Vorn = 83 years, Joor = 6 hours, Groon = 1 hour). I then worked my way out from those and tried to keep to rough factors of 6/8/10.

Some terms that did have explicit canon definitions had to be slightly skewed from their value (ie. Breem: 8 → 6 minutes, Klik: 8 → 6 seconds) if their definition contradicted another definition that made more sense/fit better. 

At any rate, obviously no one is obligated to use this standard, but canon Transformers content has been unfortunately… awful at establishing any universal units of time, their relationship to each other, or their equivalents to human units of time.

So this occasionally makes fanfiction an absolute nightmare for people like me with a crap memory who don’t want to constantly have to scroll through a thousand pages of the wiki to remind themselves what the hell a groon is.

So, naturally, I simply spent far too long whipping up this at-a-glance guide to keep track of it & on the off chance that the fandom might adopt it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

(PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU LIKE IT SO THAT MORE FANS CAN SEE IT!)

guess who made an enasona and had WAY too much fun with it

Danndeemo thank you thank you I love you 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

I won't be in city for a week to do all of your magic wisdom stuff with eShop, but ill tell you when I'll have it all done, thank you.

My deepest gratitude to you❤️

I bought Nintendo switch and Splatoon 3, but it is being late and I have no way of obtaining any other games besides ordering them online from China and everyone who I told about this asked "So its useless now?”

Guys, stop, I already know this decision was poorly though out, stop saying this, it makes me feel even more guilty.

something something three high guardsmen and a mentally unwell emo kid walk into an abandoned energon depot

inspired by this and this

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

openfacedsandwiches → closedtoeburritos

I bought Nintendo switch and Splatoon 3, but it is being late and I have no way of obtaining any other games besides ordering them online from China and everyone who I told about this asked "So its useless now?”

Guys, stop, I already know this decision was poorly though out, stop saying this, it makes me feel even more guilty.

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)