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The Rendog Trifecta

rendog: theres two wolves inside of me

the two wolves:

Finished this the other day

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

Augustem the Observant

Skin: Purple

Eye: Yellow Iris, Dark Gray Sclera

Hair: Deep Purple

Age: 92

Height: 5’8”

Weight: 148 lbs

Alignment: Neutral Good

Background: Sage

Gender: Male

Class: Druid

Species: Tiefling

Sexuality: Aromantic

Languages: Common/Druidic/Infernal

Traits: I am well acquainted with knowledge and use it to my advantage in battle or otherwise

I keep to the old ways of the forest; interfere when necessary, follow one's truth, protect those who need it

Ideals: The true way to protect & guard is to know

Children are the key to a bright and happy future therefore must protect them

Bonds: I must grow stronger and more knowledgeable to help protect my village

I believe Tieflings are more than only evil demon incapable of good

Flaws: I try to uphold a high standard for Tieflings as higher than as the dirt in the street

I do not care for one's feelings and will be brutally honest when I need to be easy

Backstory: A group of Tieflings were chased out of the city as many believed them to be the misfortune befallen the city and forced to hide in the notoriously dangerous and deadly Jaggenfall Forest. Weirdly, the forest did not take them as prey. They took it as a sign of good luck and started a small community amid the Forest. As more families of Tieflings seek refuge, the more the community grows as a unit and closer with the spirit of nature. Forming Natradoma Village, consisting of Tiefling Druids defending themselves with the earthly body itself. Among the Strongest and Wisest of them, all was Augustem. A knowledgeable devil who teaches the youth, the defense needed to protect the now new home for Tiefling's safety. But when an attack found itself against the village they were only able to hold off for so long nearly prompting the attackers to invade, and were able to survive the attack as a pack of wolves were summoned to chase them off. Fearful of the safety of his village, Augustem departs searching for knowledge and stronger magic to help defend his home and refuge.

Atlas Whiskerveil

Skin: Pink

Eye: Iris Bright Green, Sclera N/A

Hair: Golden Tan with Black Spots

Age: 29

Height: 6’4”

Weight: 194 lbs

Alignment: Chaotic Good

Background: Sailor

Gender: Male

Class: Fighter

Species: Tabaxi

Sexuality: Bisexual

Languages: Common/Primornial

Traits: I will create some of the most outlandish plans and with full confidence in them working

I will help out those in need anyway I can and will remain honest while doing so.

Ideals: One should always think on how they should help some one any way they can.

Respect is a necessary for all relationship even the ones deserving of no respect.

Bonds: I travel the world to make sure what happened to Me doesn’t happen to other good children.

The crew of the Snapped Jaw are like a loving family to me

Flaws: I am deathly afraid of deep ocean water, I can stay and live on a boat for years but will not

swim

I feel very strongly about people getting unjust treatment to the point of anger

Backstory: He was born in the modest fishing village of Allagoone on a merchant boat. Having Contaur, a hard-working father, Cartogra, a soft and caring mother, and a strong backbone of a sister named Rose. His birth left his mother weak and ill for the remaining years of her life, dying five years after Atlas’s birth. His father, grieving from the loss of his wife, fell from grace to forever seeing his life from the bottom of a bottle, now with a corrupt liver leaving his hearty business to sink as well. After three long years of this miserable existence. Contaur, in a drunken fit of rage at Atlas for taking his wife and good business, attempted to shoot him but Rose, protecting her defenseless brother, stepped in the way of the arrow ending her walk of life. Now, distraught with what just transpired, the last good thing his wife left him died protecting the horrible monster that broke his family, he has had the last straw of Atlas and sent him to the Navy of the neighboring Kingdom Grottivalia, where he was put to work as a Cabin boy on the Serene Sword. He did a good job on the ship, as he lived on a boat most of his life and learned how a mighty ship has to run on respect. One day, after 6 years of his cabin boy status, the Serene Sword was carrying valuable cargo being sent to the kingdom's allies when it was ambushed by a stern pirate ship called the Snapped Jaw. The vessel seized the Serene Sword taking the cargo and slaughtered most of the crew leaving the Quartermaster, two deckhands, and Atlas, who were all imprison on the mighty Galleon awaiting their fate. During those months in the galleon’s hull, he saw the deck hands trying to get information out of them, unlike the other prisoners. Atlas saw that the crew did everything that the Captain did as they were afraid of him. The Captain, feeling he got all he could out of them, had them brought up on deck as entertainment to himself. By the time the other prisoners were dead, Atlas had spoken out to the Captain, telling him that his own crew was scared of him and that this was is no way to run a ship. Captain Thrawkal was amused by him, he challenges Atlas to a duel saying if he believes this so strongly he should fight for it, as he tosses his cutlass to him giving him a bit more of a chance. Atlas, being self-taught in dueling, was uneasy but confident he could take him out, but with his knowledge of skittering around on a ship of this size and his small stature gave him an unseen edge. With his skills and him constantly evading Thrawkal’s attacks and chipping away at him. With Thrawkal growing hurt and damaged, he attempts to slice him in half but gets his blade stuck. Leaving him exposed and Atlas delivers the final blow, and Captain Thrawkal the Relentless was subdued. The crew petrified from Atlas, taking down the most powerful Pirate Captain known to live. Not wanting to be killed, they gave him the title of their new captain. Atlas realizing this accepting the role started with a speech said to make a volcano crack stating that he would not lead on fear but respect and that they no longer pummel, plunder, and pillage but would recover bounties save the good people, and make no one live a life of fear again. From that day on, He disregarded the name Havaul as his birth surname and took his mother’s name as… Captain Atlas Whiskerveil.

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It'd be funnier if Reggie was going to offer Archie a "hole" pizza

That’s not half.

Replaying Luigi's Mansion 3 👻😎

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That damn ad was quite literally underneath this post

"Speak of the Devil, and he shall appear" type ship

Wh-whats going on??????