My Hand Slipped

The love for Jonathan Sims just never stops. Like i'll think about him, even for a second, and i just. he was so good. He was so good. He tried SO HARD. And he was an arse and he was prickly and he was smug and he was not easily liked and yet and yet and yet he was SO GOOD. Unwilling god of an apocalypse still trying to figure out how to cauterize the wound, still stopping himself from indulging in his worst instincts, still CLINGING to what he considered to be humane.

He could have said "Game over" in S4 and we would have all understood. He could have said "Game truly over" in S5 and it would have made sense. And EVERY STEP OF THE WAY he was like. No. This brings me so much horrible joy and it feels so good and so right and /this is not who i want to be/.

I’m sure pumped for the new Yume Nikki!

Hi, yes that ending has left me shooked 

The music for this stream is fantastic! Just absolute bops, im so happy even if i miss the science pals. Gosh I hope it becomes available after the stream ends

Gus standing over the exact same slab of concrete at Don Eladio's pool where Max died and then two scenes later celebrating his victory over killing the nephew of the man who killed his boyfriend by flirting with a sophisticated gentleman and fruitly drinking wine before he dissociates and decides that he can't indulge or be happy in any capacity before he completes his revenge in its entirety????

Better Call Saul really is a ghost story and the lgbts keep winning !

Lunammoon, I am fascinated by your backgrounds.

Artists:

Lockscreen: seasting (tumblr)

Homescreen: すびかか (pixiv)

Homescreen Widget Image: Simplyagirlsblog (tumblr)

@nureyev-steel-institute @talking4the1 @p1nkwitch

show me your Lock Screen and Home Screen so I can judge you aggressively friend or foe, let me show you mine first

@huskersbar @angelo-cta @daydream-reblog @velvette3 @re-bon-bon-san

I will die for you If this happens. Thank you

Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.

brief pause from my tears to say that marion is SO badass though?? like discovering a conman’s identiy through askjeeves is a power move all on its own, but imagine you’re a senior citizen and said conman breaks into your house and you call 911 and he threatens to strangle you with your own phone cord, and you have the wherewithal, mental presence, and fucking MOXIE to think of using your medical alert necklace to call for help?? marion keeps her powder dry as fuck, like jesus, between the mother and the son, jimmy really asked the wrong person to help him scam, smh. you think marion would have panicked and driven her mobility scooter into a parked car? get off her lawn, gene, marion’s not here for your bullshit 💅 

Tried out some background stuff so these two idiots can be on their honeymoon or something 👁️👁️

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh it’s happening. Tim Misny is breaking containment. 

For context, I’ve lived in Ohio all my life and spent three years living in Cleveland for university (which sometimes had photoshopped tim minsy jokes in different departments!). So, inevitably I saw many, many Tim Misny ads while living there. But, this doesn’t even cover half of the utter insanity of Mr Misny Esquire. No, the man makes ‘em pay far beyond the realms of menacing billboards invoking eldritch terror upon the freeway. 

Tim Misny is northern Ohio's eldritch god, plague and menace. Or at least the real life Saul Goodman.

The completely bonkers sign of him menacingly raising his eyebrows is rather new- but before that, clevelanders were graced with the absolute beauty of Tim Misny tv and internet ads. Please let me tell you about the Tim Misny Thriller Parody . Please, it's been consuming my brain for years and no one believes me.

This is an actual advertisement for a personal industry lawyer made in 2010. A young couple enters Misnyland (yes, an actual place that is Tim Misny’s residence and also a resort(???) for the general public. I do not know anybody who has gone there, but it is advertised on his site) and are chased by clowns, zombies and werewolves etc etc. But at the end of the music video (with lyrics changed to match the divinity of Tim Misny Esquire) the monsters suddenly all turn into Tim Misny, fit with horrifying laminated Tim Misny Masks with suits to match. This is somehow more terrifying than the very silly autotune that replaces michael jackson. 

Actual Tim Misny also appears in the crowd of dopple-Misnys and shows us his true form which never appears on his billboards for some reason???

There is also a Tim Misny Commercial which the very thought of Tim Misny plagues the personification of Insurance Companies with nightmares and has honestly some of the spookiest synth tones and sound design in a commercial I have ever seen? Very surreal, very nightmarish, absolute terror in the words “And this time- he really made me pay”

There is also the gosh dang Tim Misny merch shop which just speaks for itself. Some of my favourites being the Tim Minsy clock and the the official Tim Misny body pillow (no i am not lying look at it please)

Then there is also the moment where he went on a local comedians show and told his audience to call him and that he would trick your enemy into falling in love with him and then on their  wedding day he would leave them at the altar while also simultaneously burning their house down. 

There is so much more craziness to this man besides his admittedly absolutely bonkers bill-boards. I haven't even really touched the surface of Misnyness- just what an absolute dude. It honestly shocks me that people out of the state haven't really heard of him- the guys been active in his goofiness since the 1970s. I'm pretty sure he is immortal and is just a personal injury lawyer because he thought it would be funny.

does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???