My Players: Thank You So Much For DMing! This Campaign Seems Super Cool So Far :)

Dragon Age comic covers by Sachin Teng

been fucking around w meme templates trying to make some sweet relatable add content but forgot i was in the middle of one and then i came back to

whatever idea i had, it can’t be better than this

me: starts crying

someone else: what's wrong

me: this is just something that happens

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

Have a great day today.

heard some guy in barnes and noble today say “i can’t stand adult fiction they’re all like ‘i’m getting a divorce’” 

everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

me?? becoming anxious over a quiz that apparently doesn't even exist?? it's more likely than you think,,,,,