Eh, why not. Ask away.... I guess
Nothing odd here, just some normal asks.
1. Where did you hide the body?
2. Favorite rock?
3. Worst dream you ever had?
4. Answer this with a lyric from the first song that comes to your mind
5. Does blood make you uncomfortable?
6. Even numbers or Odd numbers?
7. Something you hate that you love?
8. The first initial of someone you hate?
9. Make up an Acrostic for the word “Exsanguinate”
10. Do you enjoy corndogs?
11. Favorite movie from the year 2005?
12. Least favorite music genre?
13. Have any terrible restaurant experiences?
14. Three things that you would never want to come near you?
15. What is the worst way for you to die? (In your opinion)
16. any unsual habits?
17. One emoji that you probably have never used?
18. Write a three sentence horror story about a gatorade bottle.
19. Do you know what old bay is?
20. Can you dance?
21. What first comes to mind when you see rope?
22. Make an obscure reference
23. What is your favorite color for a balloon?
24. If you were ever to got court, would you most likely be innocent or guilty?
25. Are you hungry?
26. Do you have an unlucky number?
27. What does “JMD” stand for?
28. Random Inside joke?
29. What sends chills up your spine?
30. How many questions are currently in your inbox?
31. Someone (real) who scares you?
32. Run or Hide?
33. Who is the last person who made you angry?
34. What’s going on in your head?
35. One little thing that makes you smile?
36. Are you a decisive person?
37. Would people describe you as a paranoid person?
38. What store would you be the least likely to be found in?
39. Do you like hats? If so, what’s your favorite type?
40. Bowties or Ties?
41. Who?
42. What?
43. Where?
44. When?
45. Why?
46. How?
47. Do you collect anything?
48. What time is it?
49. Favorite mode of transportation?
50. Would you ever kill someone to save someone else?
51. Make a joke
52. .eserver ni gnihtemos etirW
53. Would your dash be considered SFW?
54. Do you like to cuddle?
55. What makes you angry?
56. How many voices are in your head?
57. Do you consider yourself mentally stable?
58. Are you easily offended?
59. What’s wrong with taking the backstreets?
60. Any questions you want people to ask you?
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Not one person in their right fucking mind would want to be Scottish except sick-minded Scottish people
better than being english 😌
The Magnus Protocol villains, more or less, approximately
u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside
okay, so here's a new info post from the top.
the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.
solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)
the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)
i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.
talk about whiplash we had the moldovan train song and now a ballad?
I was tempted to just, make something for them.
rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that