Okay But I DID Eat The Plants

okay but I DID eat the plants

nasturtium, zucchini flowers and other fun safe to eat plants are a different story but we had many different bushes and fruit trees, dozens of each species and the fresh nashi pears were. fucking. best 👌

and I got really good at those, the customers were amazed that I always knew each cultivar by taste SO specifically

oh if you only knew how many apples those pockets could fit aT ONCE...

also me and that one Ukrainian guy we sometimes did competitions who ate more when the other one was not looking

all on camera of course

i work in a garden center and i get to wear my favorite shirt

I Work In A Garden Center And I Get To Wear My Favorite Shirt

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1 month ago

"but the drugs"

"but it gets tampered"

and what?

with every fucking reason possible, I've never seen things like that locked up in my country

locking up products in general is not even a thing here

I live in the city where people actually give you drugs for free and there's been a murder like,, yesterday? it happens at lleast few times a year

all stuff like that, real filth on the streets and still the only things locked up I sometimes see at the stores are the super super expensive/fragile stuff (such as art, multimedia etc.) and the displays at the pharmacies which could make sense (someone could do a fuck up and end up worse than before, also it's always some unnecessary expensive shit like "a shampoo that cures male loneliness and makes your dick shaped like a chevrolet camaro '76")

btw yeah guess what we got ~*♡healthcare♡*~ and even if it's not perfect, if you have no money you can just go to the hospital, ask for specific things you may need, say that you have no money for it and they will just give it to you

again, there's no reason to lock up products such as this other than profit

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1 month ago

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

1 month ago

Legless lizard edit this shit is fire

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1 month ago

new boycott infographic posted by bds today

These US companies are among the targets of the BDS movement for their complicity in the US-Israeli genocide, occupation and apartheid against Palestinians. Boycott them now.
Priority boycott targets: Chevron, Caltex, Texaco, Intel, Microsoft, XBox, Dell, HP, Disney+, Remax, Cisco
Pressure targets: Google, Amazon, Expedia, Airbnb
Organic boycotts supported by the BDS movement: McDonald's, Coca-Cola, Papa John's, Burger King, Domino's, Pizza Hut

keep in mind that this list isn't exhaustive; it's only listing US-based companies

6 months ago
I Found Another Specimen Of A Super Rare Organism Yesterday!

i found another specimen of a super rare organism yesterday!

this is a rare and remarkable ciliate, a single-celled organism called Metopus verrucosus.

a few neat facts about it:

it’s an anaerobic organism! this means it prefers to live without oxygen

it lives deep in the mud of sulfur- & methane-rich bodies of saltwater. this one was found in the salt marsh estuary on the side of the garden state pkwy in south New Jersey!

it couldn’t survive in these noxious conditions by itself, though! the fuzzyness covering it’s cell is actually a type of bacteria that symbiotically lives on M. verrucosus.

this bacteria has the ability to metabolize sulfur and/or methane, processing these volatile stinky chemicals and turning it into energy, that it then shares with M. verrucosus!

i’m the only known person with this kind of footage of M. verrucosus! the paper The Santa Barbara Basin is an Oasis of Symbiosis has the only other photo i’ve seen of this organism, and it’s actually an HVEM (electron microscope) photo of a cross-section of the cell showing it’s endosymbiotic bacteria.

I Found Another Specimen Of A Super Rare Organism Yesterday!
I Found Another Specimen Of A Super Rare Organism Yesterday!

here are some more photos i took of other specimens:

M. verrucosus dividing (asexually reproducing)
I Found Another Specimen Of A Super Rare Organism Yesterday!
labelled drawing i did of it! transcription: b.) ectosymbiotic bacteria ~ ci.) elongated cilia (hair-like structures used for locomotion) ~ co.) contractile vacuole (kinda the ciliate equivalent to lungs) ~ ma.) macronuclei (where the DNA is stored) ~ o.) oral groove? (where i think the mouth-like opening is?) ~ the scale bar is 20 μm
Metopus verrucosus; observed on 6/22/22 in a salt marsh sample; on the side of the garden state parkway, south of ocean city, NJ. sample collected 3/20/22, and the sample sat shut tight on my desk for maybe a month, exposed to my aquarium light. it popped open w/ considerable effort, releasing a methane gas mixture w/ a hiss. the smell lingered for a good 30 minutes & dmi (my partner) asks; "...did you just fart?" ~ identified on inaturalist by bdstaylor, who described it as a "slenderly fusiform ciliate, with AZM (?), slightly twisted in the anterior, CV (contractile vacuole) in posterior, pellicle ornamented with "warts". if this is M. verrucosus, as i think, it is something fairly rare. i'm not sure there are any microphotographs of it (& not to many drawings, either!)
Metopus verrucosus is a rare & uncommon ciliate! it lives in marine habitats, characteristically in Beggiatoa (filamentous sulfur reducing bacteria) high-sulfide environments; oxygen-poor environments; it's anaerobic! ~ dimensions & appearance: 100-140 μm long, ~20 μm at it's widest. "fusiform" (spindle-shaped), elongate & thin, wider & twisted anterior (front). long cilia, especially on anterior. organelles: 3 macronuclei, seemingly no micronuclei, posterior contractile vacuole. ⟡ special feature ⟡ ectobiotic tufts of bacteria, from its macronuclei to behind the oral groove. most likely symbiotic -- M. verrucosus lives in sulphidic sediments. in order to survive such conditions, it seems to have formed an ectosymbiotic relationship with an unknown, possibly sulfide-reducing and/or methanogenix bacilliform bacteria, which adorn its pellicle (surface) in tidy tufts.
1 month ago

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