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ive tried writing poetry

it is shit

should I post it?

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

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i like the idea of him having spikes on his back

laying flat when chilling,poofed up when agitated

[The aftermath of whatever Miko just did. There’s smoke. Something’s definitely on fire. Possibly multiple things.]

— Miko… how are you not a Decepticon? – Sena the Decepticon's human pet asked, staring at the destruction.

— What? Ew, no! – Miko wrinkled her nose. – I’m way too cool for them.

— But you cause so much chaos. You literally just—what even was your plan here?

— Honestly? I was just winging it.

— That’s even worse! – Sena threw up her hands. – Decepticons have plans! You just… spontaneously combust reality around you!

"Spontaneously combust reality around you!" Oh I'm so stealing that. 😂

Miko is kinda like a chaotic anti-hero on a team of all regular heroes. She's just not as edgy most of the time.

Some not so hot takes:

Tariffs = Higher prices

Mass deportations = broken communities

Gay and trans rights = human rights

Doing the nazi salute on live tv = being a nazi

How can anyone disagree with this stuff dude

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think