Saint Cecilia. 

Tumblr Tuesday: Don’t Eat This

Part of Everything (@polkadotmotmot)

Holds all the fruit. Also holds the flower. We stan.

Return my TupperWares (@where-are-my-tupperwares​)

Premature Pumpkinitis…is what we’re calling the appearance of pumpkins here in our digital state before their time—which is obviously OCTOBER, people. Not September. ’Tis not yet the season! Hathst thou no SHAME? Having said that, this pumpkin who lives in a pumpkin is suffering. Help them, somebody, please.

Xaviera López (@xavieralopez)

This one sees all; knows if you’ve been naughty, knows when you’ve been nice.

art-Walk (@topcat77)

Ah, to have the balance of these noble cukes.

breathless. (@ari-kanon)

And, to return to the meta we love, and in which we dwell—here are cats eating tasty morsels. But here’s the twist: These cats are, themselves, tasty morsels. It’s a whole cute circle of life. Sweet!

Tiger Beat pinup of the recording sensation of the 1910s, Al Jolson. 

Saint Martin of Tours selflessly divides his cloak for Christ disguised as a beggar. 

1930s Bela Lugosi beefcake. 

The original first best actor Oscar winner!

I love a creepy Gershwin portrait, how ‘bout you?

1947. 

Saint Monica.