Apparently People Like Random Ass Fun Facts Do Y'all Wanna Hear One?
Apparently people like random ass fun facts do y'all wanna hear one?
Okay cool. Heinz ketchup made Coca Cola change their name way back when.
That actually happened according to a documentary I watched once.
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aD NI~OTHEING IS EVERYRTHING AND I CANT FWHAY THE FUCK NONONOONONONONOONONO THAT IS NOT HOW T HIS WORKS IM PANICK ING DONT WORRY IT OVER SOMETHING STUPID BUT I DO THINK THAT INTERNET IS BROKEN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
They were supposed to last longer than Mat...
I'm mean, at least Ash hasn't... oh wait...
I like to say that Cavendish and Dakota are Milo's gay uncles who babysit him sometimes when the family can't handle Milo and his dad being in the same place.
i can't believe i drew the cartoon time-traveling gay old men with separation anxiety in 2024. god. i found that lil doodle in my 2017-18 sketchbook and i decided to redraw it lol, n then i just made the dumb doodles below. fighting the urge to call them a found family even tho milo’s got a perfectly loving family at home isnidjuwhudjs
since i'm sick i decided to treat myself and make something self-indulgent real quick :) back to grinding now
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idk why but that sounds like a fantastic experience date or no date.
why do I leave such bangers in my drafts
Me: *Reading an angst fic* My speaker: *Starts playing Wannabe by Spice Girls* Me: *Starts straight queer jamming* Character: *Starts having a panic attack* Me: Tell me what'cha want, what'cha really really want-
Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
My gender envy spectrum as a genderfluid:
He/Him - Spider-Man (And sometimes Peter Parker)
He/They - Peter Parker (But never Spider-Man)
He/It - Wirt (Over the Garden Wall)
It/That - Darwin (TAWOG)
It/They - The Collector (TOH)
She/It - Velma (Scooby Doo)
She/Her - Melissa (Milo Murphy's Law)
She/They - Fluttershy (MLP)
They/Them - Stan (IT book + 1990 + 2017)
N/A - Dave/Evan/Chris/C.C./Crying Child (FNAF)
I don't think I missed any... but yeah this is my personal simple gender envy graph thing... yeah
watching the otp kill each other over a miscommunication
that begs the question: what is heavy murder
Reading ao3 tags is like russian roulette. You can get hit with the best things in the world (gays, boys kissing, fluff) or your worst fears (bathroom floor, sex, unrequited love) and I think that just screams internet.
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Just a peep doing what I want cuz that chaotic tumblr energy makes me feel sparkly! Call me Ozzy!
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