YOU SEE THE VISION?????

Dude I think they were just joking 💀 They're bio says they're a byler enthusiast (+ they literally have will and mike as their pfp)

NO HATE THO! :D

i’m loving the clowning on the byler tag this fine evening

BOO *scares you into crying and hugging your plushies*

AHHH **hugs byler funko pops**

LMAO reminds me of my school

stranger things characters as things people at my school have said part one

nancy: there's someone yelling

max: there's a lot of crackheads in the area so it's probably nothing

lucas: dustin are you a gold or silver dustin

dustin: URANIUM 

nancy: the last time the kids were too stupid

steve: THEYRE FIVE

mike: protip: 12-2 is not 8

mike: protip: do not look at like...the sun

mike: thinking of killing myself????? LEMME WRITE THAT DOWN REAL QUICK

el: you can erase erasers???

max: im going to stomp on your toes with the boots i have on today

will: i have cocaine... like in my head

robin: i cant spell pickle!! AHHHH!!!

steve: blackmail!!!

nancy: i am not a black male

dustin: There’s no time to explain. get in the lawnmower

steve: the guys added jump jonathan to our to do list so...

max to mike: youre the greatest mistake of all time

lucas: a word that rhymes with corn

will: scorn?

dustin: nooo... the other one

will: forlorn?

robin: i dont need a foot to climb a tree

mike: is colorado in the US???

max to will: youre like...fun sized :D

steve: guess what? YEEHAW. AND I MEAN THAT AS AN INSULT

max: its a ginger thing. i can manipulate time

Jacye, you are actually crazy, but crazy together 🫶 (u are lowkey kinda a genius)

Phone Number On Eleven’s Poster

Okay, So firstly, we all know the pathetic excuse for the teaser, the poster. Now after dodging the insane allegations on discord and also going insane I have a thorough explanation.

insane allegations brought to you by @noihavenosanitythanksforasking and @sykatz

Maiky did a transcript of the message you receive when you call the number, also an audio file, you can find it by clicking this text.

Now here is the analysis for the numbers!

Surface level, i put them as their corresponding alphabetical letters. At first when I got the letters “gf”, I thought of the possibility of it being a clue to Byler endgame, however that’s just not the case and whilst I have my detective hat on, it shalln’t be.

The last Four letters spell “TOTO”. This immediately made me think of ‘Africa’ by the band TOTO, which came out in 1982. It’s likely this song will be in the Stranger Things Season 5 Soundtrack, many have theorised it to be both Nancy or Mike’s “Vecna Wake Up Songs”.

Secondly, I used the Reverse Alphabet Code, inverting the starting letters I got (chart below shows how this code works).

As I am running under the assumption that the Zeros mean ‘o’, there was only one other clue I could get from the last word, and that was “Gogo”.

“Gogo” is in the title of hit song by UK Pop Duo “Wham!”. Their song was released in 1984, and addresses the topic of love in said song. 

Something I find interesting about this song however, is the inspiration behind it was in fact a letter!

This may back up the ‘lettergate’ theory, in which discusses the possibility of Mike sending Will letters during his time in California, yet Will not receiving them for whatever reason. Speculations include, the letters never being sent and crumpled on the floor of Mike’s bedroom, In his pocket or perhaps lost in the post.

Funnily enough, George Micheal is in fact Gay himself, coming out in 1998, The song ‘Last Christmas’ is known as the all time queer christmas song :)

On a deeper level for these numbers, I made a sigil. It took nearly all the brain power left in my noggin to make this work, however I took a generic sigil chart that I use and broke the phone number into all the different letter combinations.

From there, I drew the phone number, missing the zeros and avoiding double ups. It left me with this shape, which I drew onto a labeled map of Hawkins.

The line starts at the Wheeler house, then the Creel House, The Old Byers House, Sinclairs, then finally the Cemetery. 

Also putting the letters I showed in the first image, I used a witches wheel.

Putting this marking onto a map left me starting somewhat near starcourt, the hospital, then hoppers cabin.

After leaving Starcourt with Max in Season Three, Eleven was a completely different person, same goes for when she left the hospital in Season Three and when she left Hopper’s cabin in Season Two to find Kai/008. Eleven is likely going to have major character growth this season once more. I believe she’ll lose her powers again.

Anyway, that’s all :3

you should totes reblog if you can because i’m very shadowbanned😔

Wait..... was my gaydar right abt henry??

Finn is definitely preparing to fend us off fr fr fr

"Crazy together," but Crazy means possessed

If februarygate is not real, then I will wear a clown on my pfp till we ACTUALLY get the teaser 🤡🙏

STOP SOMEONE SAID THAT THE GROUPS ⬇️

COULD BE PLATONIC?!?!??! LIKE THEY SAID OBVIOUSLY JANCY AND JOPPER ARE IN LOVE BUT MIKE AND WILL COULD JUST BE THERE TO SYMBOLIZE THEIR "PLATONIC LOVE"

I'm actually done.

A milkvan called me homophobic 💀