Welt Slowly Approached The Mirror Before Him, Bringing His Hand Up To Place It Against The Glass. Tears

i have unpopular (probably unheard of ships) and semi popular ships.

-Kosma x Kalpas

-Scar x Jiyan (don’t ask why it just clicks in my little brain) (WuWa)

- Wanshi x Chrome (PGR)

-Theresa x Himeko Murata (HI3)

-Kiana x Mei (it’s Canon okay?)

-Bronya x Seele (HI3/HSR)

-Welt x Void Archives (HI3)

-Dan Heng x Male Trailblazer (HSR)

-March x female trailblazer (HSR)

-Himeko x Kafka (HSR)

-Tesla x Einstein (They Are literally Welt’s lesbians parents and you can make me think otherwise) (HI3)

-Lyle x APHO Mc (Adam) (HI3)

-Camu x Roland (PGR)

-Kamui x Lee (PGR)

-Su x Kevin

-Eden x Elysia

That’s all I have for romantic ships

i have some platonic friendships I enjoy that aren’t canon

-Pantalone and Capitano (They Are just silly little guys)

-Carole and Bronya (Sisters Honestly)

-Joey and Bronya (big sister little brother.)

-Kosma and Kevin (Father son dynamic)

-Kosma and Griseo (Brother and sister vibe)

yeah. My option is always invaluable because of how it verrs from the norm. Just some food for thought.

-I can fix them! (In HI3 relationships)-

Void: I can fix Welt. It’ll be easy.

How the fuck did he make me worse??

Su: Im Sure I could fix Kevin.

My assumption was wrong, I think I made him worse

Kosma: I cant fix Kalpas! And that’s perfectly fine with me

How the fuck did I fix him???

Seele: Bronya is Perfect and doesn’t next fixing!

Nothing changes

Kiana: I could fix her

Mei: I could fix her

They fail horribly at fixing each other

Mobius: Vill-V is completely unfixable

Mobius is right

Pardofelis: I bet I could make Fu Hua worse

Pardo can not infact change Fu Hua in the slightest

Kallen: I cant fix her; but I’ll try!

She tried and failed to fix Sakura

Eden: how is this bitch perfect!?

Elysia can’t be fixed She is perfect

Rita: Master Bianca is a mess and I can’t fix her

Rita is correct in her assumption

-Shitpost-

“What did you just call me?” Welt asks a little astounded

“I called ya peaches.” Boothill says “Lovingly, not as any sort a insult.”

“Since when was calling someone a fruit understood as endearing or insulting I simply do not understand.” Argenti says

“You ain’t from the south love, you ain’t gonna understand.” Boothill says

“But I wish too!” Argenti says

“It’s kinda like calling a friend or stranger, love. Normally the nickname love is used for talking to a lover, but people form the south call strangers or friends Love. It’s just… a cultural thing.” Welt says

“Ah I see and understand such a wondrous concept for endearing name.” Argenti says “Thank you for enlightenment my dear Joachim.”

“Your welcome.” Welt says

“Oi’ why ‘re you callin him dear?” Boothill asks

“Oh my gracious cowboy. It was an endearment as a friend.” Argenti says

“Ah… I see.” Boothill says “Sorry for jumpin to conclusions.”

“It’s is Not a Problem in the slightest.” Argenti says

Hiiii I know I'm late and I don't know if u take req but pls pls pls pls PLSSSSS Continue the KevMEISu 3some, that was so hot and we rarely get fed KevMEISu en smut so pls my Liege I'm begging u to feed the KevMEISu nation, we're starving

Don’t worry my dear child, I will have that fic out soon. I hear your request and I will fulfill it.

-Headcanon post-

This is just a brief headcanon post. But I headcanon that welt’s eyes are actually two different colors because In the visual novel his eyes are green but in hi3 and HSR his eyes are brown. So yeah. There’s my HCs

Edit: I did some editing on Offical art to better show my HC

(Ship Post)

(Dr. Mei x Su x Kevin)

Dr. Mei lets out an overdramatic sigh, pulling Su into a hug from behind “ Su~ it My turn with you~.” Mei says

Kevin scoffs “According to whom?” Kevin crosses his arms “According to me! Your constantly hogging him, I think I should get a turn now. Your not the only one with needs and desires.“ Mei says tightening her hold around Su’s waist “I thought I made myself clear when I said you get your turn with him when I’m busy. It’s not my fault you don’t use that opportunity.” Kevin says with a sigh

“ You took a break from project stigma and now your never busy and I don’t get my turn. It’s not fair, I should get to play with Su just as much as you do!” Mei says “ So I’ll just take my turn now, right here.” Mei begins to lick and bite Su’s neck causing him to shiver “ What a sex deprived women you are Mei. Your going to use him right here? In my office? Where anyone could walk in and see?” Kevin says

“ Hey, here’s an idea. Let just take it to the bedroom and you both can take turn with me. Or maybe both of you can use me at the same time. How about that? Kevin gets to keep using me and Mei gets her turn. It’s a win win!” Su says putting up his hand in a calm fashion trying to keep the two from fighting over his body. “ No let’s not take it to the bedroom. We can have a threesome right here in my office. It’s still a win win isn’t it Su?” Kevin says grabbing Su’s chin with one hand and forcing Su to look up at him “ I don’t mind that idea. The thrill of getting caught just get me hot.” Mei says. Su gulps before sighing, this wasn’t going exactly how he wanted it but at least they weren’t fighting… Su just hopes he can walk in the morning

(End of the post. If ya’ll want me to I’ll post a follow up smut to go along with it.)

I was just rereading the 2nd Key manga of hi3 and I realized Su was forcing Bianka to go through what he went through to tell if she was worthy of taking over his mission with the 2nd divine key and the Abyssal Flower, and in that life from Bianka’s POV she gets sick with the Honkai after saving a patient.. meaning that in the canon timeline Su came down with the Honkai before Mei ever did! And the MANTIS surgery saved his life!! So Su got sick with the Honkai before Mei, so Mei dying to the Honkai hurt two times harder for Kevin because he knows that it could have been Su who died of the Honkai as well.

Y’all the shit I realize when hyper analyzing whilst also half asleep is crazy-

-Shitpost-

March Walks into the expresses kitchen, yawning. Her joyful mood quickly turn sour as she notices Welt and Stelle sitting in a corner of the kitchen sharing a bag of shredded cheese… just shredded cheese. March rolls her eyes, before grabbing a spray bottle for any situation like this, she starts spraying welt and Stelle with the water “Bad Welt! Bad Stelle! No cheese eating!” March says as if their cats. Welt and stelle stop their activity and leaves not wants to be sprayed with anymore water. “Great now I have to clean up after them.” March grumbles

“ Wow, I had no clue you could be responsible March… I though you would have just let them.. sit there and eat the cheese.” Dan Heng says a little surprised at March taking action without being prompted by anyone else “Well I’m tired of those two doing all this gremlin stuff. Theirs a reason Himeko childproofed a lot of stuff in the kitchen and on the express in general.” March says rolling her eyes

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

(For context Kalpas and Kosma got into and arguement and so Kevin has to make them apologize to each other. But Kevin was just woken up and it’s like 5 in the morning.)

Kevin: “alright, you two need to kiss and make out.” (He meant make up)

Kosma:”what?”

Kevin: “you heard me.”

Eden: Desperately trying not to laughs knowing damn well Kevin is half asleep

Kalpas: shrugs “whatever you say.” Kalpas takes his mask off before kissing Kosma

Su: giggles

Kevin: finally realizing what he said “WAIT- no I meant kiss and make up not make out!”

Eden: laughing loudly “Too late old man.”