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The Ultimate try not to pee dice challenge!

Rules: role a dice and match up the number to the category. Then in that category role again and find out what you have to do. You can end the game when you get told to do so or by simply wetting yourself. There is a punishment for peeing and leaking (for which you will role too). BTW the category worsen is basically really hard challenges or new rules. I’d recommend reading first then trying. You will need water and probably a timer!

Categories:

Drink

Wait

Exercise

Challenge

Worsen

Relieve pressure

DRINK

Drink 1 cup of water

Drink 1/2 cup of water

Unlucky! Drink 3 cups of water

Drink 2 cups of water

Drink a diuretic (tea, coffee, soda)

Drink a diuretic and a cup of water

WAIT

Wait 5 min

Wait 10 min

Wait 5 min completely still, no moving even if you start peeing (you’ll have to stop the stream by yourself teehee)

Wait 20 min

Wait 30 min

Wait 40 min

EXERCISE

Do 30 jumping jacks

Do 15 squats

Squat for 1 min

Jump in place 40 times

Stretch and spread your legs for 30 seconds

Do 10 sit-ups

CHALLENGE

Listen to water sounds for 3 minutes

Sit on the toilet fully clothed for 2 minutes

Press on your bladder for 30 seconds

Stand still for 4 minutes

Run warm water over your hands for 2 minutes

Put on tighter clothes or take off all of your clothes altogether.

WORSEN

You can no longer cross your legs or hold your crotch.

You have to put on tighter clothes or just layer them

Put a piece of ice on your bladder, don’t continue until it melts

Listen to running water sounds for the rest of the challenge.

Between rounds, drink 1 glass of water.

No potty dancing!

PRESSURE RELIEF

Release for 10 seconds in the toilet. If you go over, you have to drink 1 glass of water.

Release for 15 seconds in your pants. If you go over, you have to wait 10 min.

Put on short shorts or a short skirt and leak for as long as you like, but if the stream touches the ground, you have to do this challenge until you completely lose control.

Get a bottle cap and pee in it. If you overflow, drink a glass of water

Instead of relieving the horrible pressure like the others, listen to water sounds for 2 minutes.

Pee! Or not. If you want to keep going with the challenge, then skip this and roll again. You can pee right now in your pants, or run as fast as you can to the toilet. You’re freeeee!

PUNISHMENTS FOR LEAKING WITH PERMISSION

Tape your undies to you (you can’t take them off for the rest of the challenge)

Double the water and waiting time.

Nothing!

Half the water and waiting time.

Go to pee.

Drink 1 glass of water.

PUNISHMENTS FOR PEEING

Stay in your clothes for an hour.

Try this challenge again or with a a friend

You can’t use the toilet to pee for 2 days. You have to pee yourself. You can go in public and stuff, but you can’t pee in the toilet. It has to be an accident too, like you have to hold it till your breaking point.

You can only pee when you start leaking for 2 days. You have to hold it till you basically start having an accident. You have to relax and start peeing your pants, then without stopping the stream pee in the toilet for 15 seconds. After 15 seconds finish in your pants. If the stream stops before you can take off your pants, start over.

Try not to pee for a day. Just straight up not pee. Hold it until you just burst.

Nothing you’re lucky.

Watching people piss is so stimmy, I love it

im really into the idea of brainwashing omo right now. like the idea of someone being manipulated into believing that for whatever reason, they cant pee. SO HAVE SOME PROMPTS

"no no, peeing is bad for you. that's why your body lets you hold so much! keep it all inside, okay? your body doesnt want to pee. let yourself fill up all the way to the brim, then keep holding. your body wants to hold it in."

"sorry, but youre just not allowed to pee anymore. ever again. what do you mean you cant hold it forever? of course you can, youre a grown up, arent you? just hold it. youre not going to pee yourself like a little kid, are you? adults can hold their pee."

"oh my, look at your tummy. look how far its sticking out! how much did you drink? youre so full! youre doing such a good job, your body is so happy. it loves to be full. its healthy to keep drinking. your body loves to be full."

"what do you mean you have to go? you dont pee anymore, remember? you dont need to pee. you dont need to pee at all. keep everything inside, you dont need to pee. youll never pee again. youll keep it all inside forever. youll never pee again."

"hold it right here - thats right, with your hand. keep it all inside, however you can. hold it so tight that nothing can ever get out. you dont need to pee, you dont want to pee, you want to keep it all inside."

"here, have another drink. you need to drink more. youre not full enough yet. what do you mean it hurts? youre just not understanding your body's signals right, that must be it. your body is happy! itll be even happier if you drink more! here, have another big sip, your body is so happy, its so full, dont let a single drop out. you need to keep it all inside."

"oh my, your bladder is so full. its rock hard! thats so great! youre holding so much in! good for you, doesnt it feel good? no...? you think it hurts? no no, that cant be right. maybe youll feel better if you drink some more. here, have another sip, itll help calm you down. your hands are shaking so badly. you really should relax a little. ah - careful, you need to keep it all inside, remember? peeing is bad for you! youre never going to pee again, right? forever?"

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I can't talk about it on my blog cuz that's for my chem and supernatural reblogs and I still haven't gotten around to making a replacement nsfw blog buttt I thought I'd share that I had my first accident in a while today. In public too?? And qll because the store has a padlock where you have to solve five riddles to open the bathroom. The worst part was knowing the code and still not getting in, all shaky and whining because literally anyone could see me. I swear I was on the verge of tears when I felt that spasm in my abdomen, followed by that hot gushing down my thighs. Didn't enjoy my walk of shame back to the car with soaked jeans and i think driving in them was worse by far

That's so cute🥺 what kind of lock is that?? I've never heard of it but I might have to invest in one...

Only👏piss👏on👏 waterproof👏floors👏

okay. the fuckijngg floors in my bedroom are getting. Warped. like, distorted and in some places buckling. from habitual, uh. puddle creating events in my life.

Wow. Damn, that's amazing

doctor’s orders

Commission for a wonderful and sweet tumblr user who asked for a desperate doctor being teased by his patient/lover during a routine check-up! Thank you so much for working with and being patient with me, I really hope you like it!

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“Doctor? Your next patient is here.”

Chase turns to give his nurse a quick nod and a smile of thanks, hoping that she can’t see through his act and start asking about what’s really going on. “Thank you, Laura,” he says evenly, keeping his tone casual. “Will you go and bring her back here if she’s ready?”

“Of course,” Laura agrees, smiling back as she turns on her heel and lets the door click shut behind her. Chase waits a few seconds, frozen tensely in place, then lets out a long sigh from between his teeth, pressing his legs together at the thighs. Immediately, he feels better, although he knows it’s only a matter of time before he needs to move around normally again.

He’s been at the office since seven in the morning, having had to come in earlier in the day to meet with a new patient and earn some extra money for a big date he has planned, and he’d downed a couple coffees before his first meeting in order to be awake and alert for his new patient’s sake. He’d been busy helping his patients with paperwork during the time he’d usually go about taking his break, and his next appointment had checked in just as he’d finished with his last (and finished yet another coffee at the same time). After that, the rest of the day had gone by in a whirlwind of activity, and though he had drank five out of his recommended eight cups of water that day, he still hasn’t had a chance to use the bathroom since he’d woken up that morning.

It’s four in the afternoon now. And his last patient is waiting for him still.

With another sigh, he shifts his weight from foot to foot, eyeing the door to make sure nobody walks in on him shimmying around in desperation. He may need to go worse than he has in quite a long time, but he prioritizes his professionalism above all else, even including his own personal comfort, and he’ll be damned if he doesn’t make it through his last appointment with his composure intact and his patient helped out in a timely manner.

Still, his bladder feels much too full, probably unhealthily so. Definitely enough to make him uncomfortable, and he is always telling his patients to listen to their bodies. As a doctor, he knows that holding in one’s urine is a bad idea, especially to the point where it might start to hurt. Luckily, he hasn’t reached that point yet–sure, there’s a constant aching in his abdominal area, but there haven’t been any sharp, shooting pains yet. It may not be the smartest option on his behalf, but he resolves to hold it until he’s off the clock in just under an hour.  With the way things were progressing before, he should be able to make it through his final appointment before he reaches dire stages of desperation.

Speaking of his final appointment, the door creaks open and the nurse holds it in place while a soft, beautiful, and familiar face appears from the other side, framed by long, brown hair that falls in waves soft as the ocean. His girlfriend, Sophie, steps into the room with a smile, and he feels his own face light up when he sees her, his other problems fading to the back of his mind. He really can’t help it–she just has that kind of effect on him.

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> safewords are 100% necessary in any BDSM activity.

> "no", "stop", and other plain language *are technically* safewords.

> everyone involved in a BDSM activity can use a safeword, not just the s-type or bottom.

> safewords must be negotiated in advance before play in order to ensure everyone is on the same page with what is and is not a safeword for that BDSM activity.

> even the most extreme of 24/7 TPE M/s free use CNC dynamics still have and use safewords.

> if someone tells you they "don't believe in safewords", or "safewords are for beginners only" (or the inverse, which i've personally experienced in conversation, "safewords are for advanced play only"), or "you can negotiate ignoring a safeword", run away.

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