Mmmm I Wanna Roll In It.

See how happy I am to be stuck at work on such a great day.

Gonna have to use those paper towels to clean up the mess I made after I watched this for a mintue straight.......

Oh… Hello…

Casual and cool

I wonder if peanuts are sentient. If they are, I hope that before they get made into peanut butter they black out.

I've been banished to what is prerry much a deserted island at my job. I'm working at a branch all by myself. I see people for about fifteen mintues out of my ten hour day and I have to fill most of my time playing my 3ds...... I'd call myself pretty successful.

Fuuuuuuuck

What's the best thing to do after a 12 hour shift? Have a shower beer. If you haven't had the pleasure the allow me to give you step by step instructions. 1. Get beer 2. Find shower 3.Get naked 4. Open beer 5. Turn on water 6. Get in shower 7. Drink beer 8. Relax Embrace the shower beer it will change your life!!!!