Ogre-papa - I Could Really Go For Some Aquarium Gravel

ungly is hands down the best fusion that this generator can make just so you guys know

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

It's a sea monkey.

I did a pokesona fusion of my favorite pokemon Grookey and Mudkip and came up with this babyy~~~~~~ HIS NAME IS MOMO NOW KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT HES HORRIFYING I TELL YOU

The owner of the restaurant I work at married a northern woman and she changed the menu to stuff she liked. We went from 100+ people on a regular day to only 10 or 15 people until we changed it back.

southern food is so weird because it’s extremely bad for you and also doesn’t taste very good

Things that are going to happen in 2024 according to Star Trek:

1) the absolutely giant homeless-population of the USA (or was is just New York? Idk, I‘m from Europe) is going to start a civil-war fighting against the upper class and police.

2) Ireland is going to get united

This has lodged in my brain like an icepick from a jilted lover

need people to see this i feel insane

This is literally college.