Shorthands For Dumbassery That I Have Grown To Love Deeply

Transitional body horror where T makes your ovaroes drop down and out

Am I the only one who liked The Lost Hero more than Son of Neptune?? Like I think I read through TLH in less than a day, but SON took me a good week.

Valgrace Valgrace Valgrace

have you ever shipped something so hard that you become irrationally happy and make a sound akin to steam escaping from a kettle everytime they so much as stand next to eachother

I NEED A SOLANGELO OFFICE AU FIC WHERE NICO IS THE CEO AND COLD AND EVERYONE HATES HIM AND WILL IS HIS ASSISTANT WHO THINKS HE'S HIT BUT STILL THINKS HE'S MEAN AND STRAIGHT BUT SOMETHING HAPPENS AND THEY GRADUALLY GROW CLOSER AND NICO STARTS WARMING UP TO HIM AND IT'S MUTUAL PINING AND UGH SOMEONE WRITE THIS PLEASE I BEG

Pros of re-reading your own fic

a good time;

Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;

Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;

just a very fun time all around.

Cons of re-reading your own fic:

Is that another TYpO

Like why are my muscles trying to leave my body

I HATE THE FLESH! I HATE THE FLESH! :(

Jason probably loved not having to be preator and being able to be by himself at CHB and not mask 24/7 like he did at camp Jupiter. My poor baby. someone get him hot coco and a huge thunder plushie

the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you