But let things go. You have one life, it no use to torture yourself forever
bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.
☠️ punk butch / teddy bear butch 🧸
happy pride month! this is also me testing gl@ze for the first time lol
(as usual, posted early on ptrn)
One weird experience of transitioning is failing at ur assigned gender role the whole time and everyone constantly deriding you for it but then u come out and it's like we lost a beautiful gender conforming warrior today. Must grieve for my wonderful child who pissed me off by being ugly and weird since day 1
Bimbo!reader this, bimbo!reader that, how about reader that's just a dumbass. Confidently looks left when someone tells you to look right. Absolutely mispronounced colonel because you'd only ever read it. Ate 4 bananas in one sitting and doesn't know why your tummy hurts. Answers any trivia question anyone gives you with perfect accuracy but though "Citizen Kane" was the guy's first and last name. It is anyone's guess what you know at any given moment, it is both endearing and absolutely terrifying. Can give the atomic weight of hydrogen off the top of your head but you've never heard of the hindenberg. Fucking astonishing
colouring practice that morphed into knight!gideon
Okay, because I’ve seen a couple floating around, and I just made it for my partner who’s reading them for the first time + I know a good few of you follow me for tlt stuff: Here is The Recommended Reading Order for The Locked Tomb
1. Gideon the Ninth
2. The glossary and “a little explanation of the naming system” from the end of the GtN
3. “A sermon on cavaliers and necromancers” and “cohort intelligence files” also from the GtN paperback
4. The Mysterious Study of Doctor Sex, which you can read for free here:
https://reactormag.com/the-mysterious-study-of-dr-sex-tamsyn-muir//
5. Harrow the Ninth
6. The HtN glossary and the “Blood of Eden Memorandum For Record” which is included in the Harrow paperback
7. (Here’s where you face a choice, because after Harrow, you can either
A) go back and reread Gideon the Ninth, which I highly recommend, or
B) read “As Yet Unsent” from the Harrow paperback if you just want to keep going.) if you do A, just do B afterwards
8. Nona the Ninth
9. “The Unwanted Guest” from the Nona paperback
(Note: This assumes the reader has the current US paperback copies, but if you are listening to the audiobooks [which I highly recommend]/have a different edition, [I know, for example, that libraries prefer to generally have hardcovers when they’re available] this is a series where I think owning/reading multiple formats is worth it, but you can probably find most of the supplemental materials online, and if worst comes to, most of the bonus material is short enough that you could probably read it while in the bookstore pretending to think about buying the book. And, if you just want to read the novels/don’t care that much and just want to see where this goes, you can always just read the mainline books and come back later, but that’s not really the point of a full reading order.)
New old term for depression dropped
i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe