The Onion Continues To Never Miss

forgot to post the second one!

Just fishing

new oc! this is Vira, and she's a haltmann worker who upgraded the Computer Virus defense system deep underground. she's waiting for someone to help her test the defenses...

Happy Birthday Kirby! to celebrate I wanted to create a series of illustrations based on the 'it's Kirby Time' series <3

'It's Kirby Time - A world without Kirby'

I created a read-along video to go alongside it as well <3 I'm not the best voice actor with mediocre equipment but it was fun to make!

Watch it here:

the following text is work-in-progress lore stuff i wrote down recently and have copied from where i put it down! i mainly wrote it to tie up some loose ends in my kirby au.

Emotion: A Blessing, Power, and Weapon

Emotion is a fundamental fact of life no matter which way you look at it. It's part of who we are.

On Popstar, other planets, and all of the branching timelines, emotion is so much more: Strong emotion can make or break battles or, in rare cases, influence fate itself.

Not everyone can weaponize their own emotions, much less consciously, and the effectiveness of the power of one's emotions is very inconsistent across individuals. However, a general pattern is that more positive influences on emotions tend to increase the effectiveness of other powers drawn out through such. This isn't always the case, as certain individuals may draw power based on only intensity or may become stronger under negative influences, but it applies to most, especially to those able to do so on Popstar.

Sometimes this manifests as a copycat mutation, as it did with Wakana, whose love for Nova grew so intense that it awoke a new power within her: Nova's Light. Other times it will influence how variants of someone will behave, as all variants of Wakana and Nova love each other in some way. (It's also a major factor on how Parallel Wakana survived her purification process. She should absolutely be dead.)

There's a couple of rules to make this work.

1. You have to completely and genuinely feel the emotions you get powered up by. I'm not sure how to explain it with words, but an example would be like... if Wakana said "i love you" to someone out of fear, that would not trigger her copycat mutation, even if she does feel the love to some extent. It has to be pure, fiery, unbridled emotion that makes all this happen. (There ARE exceptions, like if you're feeling angry at some jerk because they hurt someone you love.) Oftentimes this means more stoic or less expressive individuals can't make use of this quirk. This also means you can't force it to happen at all.

2. Robots with an Energy Core powering them cannot make use of this - only robots that utilize a Soul, even if it's artificial like Nova's. It's unclear why the more cost-effective robots can't do it, but (in-universe) many who are aware of this entire thing have likened it to how bad jobs that prioritize money no matter what will make you resent what you work with, even if you liked it before.

Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor

i need to work on getting an organized offline version of my oc info together. i have a bit done in Obsidian but it's nowhere near done and has been in hiatus for ages, oof

new oc! this is Chaka, a new face on the tournament fighting scene. her weapon is a chakram-top hybrid that never falls over even when it stops spinning!

TIME FOR YOUR WEEKLY RANDOM QUESTIONS ABIUT YOUR FCS THAT I TOTALLY DIDNT ALMOST MISSED TWO WEEKS WORTH SO IM ASKING 4

1- Whats the estimated amount of monitors Worm has?

2- What type of plants does Rosine have in her garden?

3- which weapon does Lance have the most knowledge on?

4- what would happen if Itzal's scarf were to be ripped?

I'd say the hoarder has at least 50 different monitors, probably with an upper limit of 100 for now. Worm loves his tech and tends to use the flatter monitors he has in a specific room not only to keep track of multiple hacking targets at once, but also to intimidate if anyone confronts him in there.

Rosine mostly has smaller flowering plants. I still have to work out the flora of my AU but the biggest plant she owns is a rare tree: the Pink Star Blossom! She also has an affinity for insects and is extremely careful not to hurt them, especially when they're drawing nectar from her flowers.

Lance knows a lot of things about a lot of weapons. However, since there's so many variants of each weapon out there (for example, a variant of a hammer is the rocket hammer, which individuals like Kymera use) it's hard to place a definitive answer on what weapon he knows the most about, but I can tell you which he's the most skilled with: his own spikes! (As for actual weapons you hold with your hands, he prefers swords the most since they're the most similar to his own powers.)

Itzal's scarf is magically enchanted to be resistant to attempts to rip it apart. If you somehow do manage to tear it, though, a powerful explosion of dark energy will erupt from the tear. It will regenerate fairly quickly (again due to magical enchantments), but the explosion deals massive damage to both Itzal and whoever tore the scarf if they're in range.

Side note but THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS KLFDJSHGFDSLKJ

A Kirby OC Ask Game!

Thought I’d make one of these for people to reblog and send each other asks about their OCs. You can send a number or an emoji, I’ve included both for all of the asks here so people can send whatever is easier for them.

1. 🎮: What Kirby game or what point in the Kirby series timeline would your OC first appear?

2. 🤝: Does your OC have any important connections to any canon characters?

3. 🏠: Where does your OC live?

4. 🪄: Does your OC use magic? If they do, how did they gain their magical abilities?

5. 🍎: What are some foods that your OC enjoys eating?

6. 🗣️: If you could cast a voice actor to voice your OC who would you choose?

7. ❤️: What is your OC’s love language (Words of affirmation, Quality time, Physical touch, Receiving gifts, or Acts of service)?

8. 🏳️‍🌈: What is your OC’s sexual orientation?

9. 🪪: Does your OC go by a nickname? If they do, what is their full name?

10. 👑: Is your OC royalty?

11. 🗡️: What is your OC’s weapon of choice?

12. 💏: Is your OC in a relationship?

13. 🙅: Does your OC have any enemies?

14. 🍱: If your OC had a dish themed around them at the Kirby Cafe, what would it be?

15. 🧸: If your OC had any merchandise themed around them, what would it be?

16. 👶: Does your OC have children? If they don’t have any children, would they like to have some one day?

17. 🎨: What are your OC’s artistic skills? Are they a good artist or is art something that they struggle with?

18. 💎: Does your OC like to collect anything?

19. 🛒: If your OC owned a shop, what would they sell?

20. 🤫: Does your OC have any secrets?

21. 🃏: Is your OC a good liar, or is it easy for others to tell when they’re not being truthful?

22. 🪽: Can your OC fly? If they can fly, how do they do it?

23. 👍: What is your OC most proud of?

24. 🥺: What is your OC’s biggest regret?

25. ⭐️: If your OC got their own spinoff game what would it be about and what would the gameplay be like?