Kageura: You Ever Meet Someone Who Is Just The Human Form Of Crumbs In The Bed?

Yuma: Truth or Dare?

Osamu: Truth.

Yuma: How many hours have you slept this week?

Osamu: Dare.

Yuma: I dare you to go to sleep.

Osamu: I don’t like this game.

Konami: Everytime I go out in public wearing an oversized t-shirt everyone asks “ are you wearing shorts underneath? “ Like, no, Jin, I thought today would be a good day to have my bare pussy out at Walmart.

Osamu: We’re out of coffee.

Kizaki: I hid it: It’s been two days since you last slept and you need some rest.

Osamu: Bold of you to assume it’s only been two days.

Izuho: Physically, yes, I could fight Chika.

Izuho: But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Arafune, pretending to joke: So when are you going to go out with me?

Ouji: I don’t know. When are you going to ask me to?

[ later ]

Hokari: And then you just ran away?!

Arafune: I didn’t expect him to flirt back!

Yoneya: This is tomorrow’s newspaper. On the front page, there’s a picture of me kissing Izumi by the lake.

Shun: ….. Why were you kissing him by the lake?

Yoneya: I caught a fish, I got excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.

Kuruma: Don’t climb on the table! It’s unstable!

Betsuyaku: I’m unstable too, so it’s gonna cancel out. PEMDAS.

Kuruma:

Kuruma: That’s not how that works!

As a fellow world trigger fan I have to know… when you first read Hyuse’s name how did you pronounce it in your head? Because let me tell you when I first heard them say it I was FLOORED that it was one syllable

I think i just pronounced it in one syllable as well. I only think i came to pronouncing his name that way was, because i kept pronouncing his name in my head and that way was just the one that sounded right to me.

Rindo: Did you call the commander dumb tonight?

Jin: No

Jin: I said “ Are you dumb? “

Jin: I was asking him.

Rindo: Did you think that was appropriate to say to your superior officer?

Jin: Very much so.

Yotaro: Can we have ice cream for breakfast?

Karasuma, who already ate all the ice cream for breakfast: That’s not a proper meal.