I Just Scooted My Chair And Felt The Vibrations In My Asshole Does This Mean Im Gay

oh hey look a locket from when I was little!

i wonder whats inside i-

yo but like as a hufflepuff... this is so accurate that i think i’m gonna cry

Hufflepuff: The world is ending.

Ravenclaw: You just dropped your cookie on the floor. Pull yourself together and get a new one.

Hufflepuff: It’s too late.

I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse.

It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.

And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.

And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.

When did my life get this weird?

I love drinking gatorade in a jar <3

I laughed at this too much

Cloud: Beyoncé? Leon: Don’t see you complaining. Cloud: You can’t go using Beyoncé lyrics when you proposed over taxes. Leon: You said yes, didn’t you? Cloud: …anyway.

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