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Happy Dannypocalypse!

HERE IS DANNO

He's Coming

The National Danno Monuments

Are You Ready?

The Famous Danno Paintings

It’s the final countdown…

It's the dannypocalypse baby!

(yes I know the picture is human Danny and the drawing is ghost Danny)

Taylor, on the phone: What’s up, Aiden?

Aiden: I’m sitting in a pool of blood.

Taylor: …Um, is it YOUR blood?

Aiden: I think so.

Taylor: Do you know where the blood’s coming from?

Aiden: Probably the stab wound.

Taylor: YOU’VE BEEN STABBED?!

Aiden: Oh, yeah, definitely.

Logan, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Ben: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.

I Cast 41 years worth of Period Cramp at ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

Support group

i love u krolia

bonus:

one of my favorite tropes is when pidge is the last one to find out 💀

"Behold my magic sword," said the hero. "That isn't magic," said the wizard. "It has runes on it," said the hero. "Those aren't runes—that's just chicken scratch," said the wizard. "But I've slain monsters," said the hero. "So it's still a sword. Nine times out of ten it's still gonna kill what you stab."

I respect and hear and love people who say Lance’s love language is touch. However, I raise you quality time:

When Hunk is tinkering with his gadgets, Lance is thrilled just to ramble on about his day in Hunk’s presence.

Pidge says she’s going to a planet for a rare metal alloy and Lance immediately volunteers to go, just for a change of scenery and a chance to spend time with Pidge.

Allura rubs her eyes late at night, but she isn’t alone, ‘cause Lance is leaning into her as he blinks away exhaustion.

Shiro reading silently and Lance reading beside him, occasionally laughing at his book because he can’t hold it in.

Coran looks for someone to play an Altean board game against and Lance agrees. Even though he hates the game, he loves being near Coran, especially when the man is so bubbly.

And finally Keith, quietly asking if Lance wants to go look for food with him. Lance is so shocked and strangely honored to be asked that he beams, eyes sparkling.

All he ever wants is to exist in the presence of those he loves. Being invited just makes it that much sweeter, makes him feel that much more wanted.

Venti: It's not gay if I want to date Zhongli but only as pals, right?

Nahida: I'm not an expert but that sounds pretty gay

Ei: I am an expert and that's incredibly gay

Trans:

As the oldest of the Seven, the two’s relationship goes back several thousand years.

The first time the anemo archon visited Liyue, the Geo archon greeted him believing he was in need of his help. Yet the anemo archon was only there to drink with him.

Since then, the archons would gather to drink together. Now, all that remains is the two of them.

They call one another “the clueless bard that can’t read the wind” and “hard headed old man”, names perhaps they can only use because of how well they know each other

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zhongven shippers come get y’alls food

Ganyu: nice rock.

Venti: thanks, Zhongli gave it to me.

Zhongli: i threw it at you!

Venti: isn’t he the sweetest.

Mondstat: the number one best nation in Teyvat for human rights and general quality of living

Liyue: the second best nation in Teyvat for human rights and quality of living because if it was any lower they’d have to deal with Mondstats archon pressuring the people of Liyue into starting a rebellion against his own husband

Thinking of the implications of Venti’s canon side hustle of being a psychopomp and Zhongli working at a funeral parlor 👀

This is Childe, and that is Childe’s boyfriend Zhongli, and that is Zhongli’s husband Venti, and that is Venti’s boyfriend Diluc, and that is Diluc’s mortal enemy Childe.