Lord The Peasants Are So Loud Today

everyone with a parasocial relationship to darkners be like

las vegas is the only place you can see an ad for drag race, a street preacher, and a guy in a bluey costume without taking a step

TOO LATE FOR THAT, FOOLISH PASTRY ENTHUSIAST! I HATH ALREADY CONSUMED THEM ALL!

im coming for your krispy kreme

AHHHHH MO I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS AGGHHHH

owwwch... i have a cornflache

TIL they’re called “cornflakes” because they’re made of yuuuuup, you guessed it

how little?

Now consider: a man in a dress. Not in drag or all dressed up or anything. No accessories, no makeup or styling, just wearing the dress, some ratty boxers and muddy sneakers. No socks or stockings, hairy legs in the open air, just raw dogging those nasty shoes. Hair mildly damp. Visibly sleep-deprived. Bruises on shoulders, elbows and knees, left palm bleeding. Sitting on a curb on the street, shivering, looking wretched, and absolutely miserable.

I forgot where I was going with this.

releasing locusts in a queer-owned deli shop? not very WOKE of you, EVIL WIZARD!

wizard tip of the day: buy locusts in bulk and release them just sort of wherever

hmm, i actually think it's YOU who is the sentient orange!

@theoneandonlyech @my-purpose-is-gone time to spread misinformation online!!!!!!!!

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat nooooo what are you talking about

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

omg thank you so much!!! that looks really good, its so cool finding another ralsei appreciator!

can you do ralsei deltarune in celebration of the next chapters releasing this june?

this is another one ive already done! i used to be crazy about ralsei i still like him a lot but im less insane about it now. this mii has been on my island for a long time too but not nearly as long as garfield he spent most of his time on my switch this is technically a recreation of the one on my switch. i think i made him probably a good 5 years ago at this point! wow! its been a while!

maybe paimon isnt the smartest

i finally broke and downloaded genshin