So My Roommate Doesn’t Like Swears. They Make Her Uncomfortable, So When I Send Her Memes, I Do My

I went to Michaels, that’s all

Hc gaster calls people “goop” “slime” etc a lot bc he is goop himself

Anyway after this spamton has another breakdown but this time with jevil who is having one too <3

I hope they both die (again)

we need more absolutely deranged and bizarre trans characters in media. victims of the weird little girl to sleazy car salesman pipeline. women who are cartoon magicians. characters who live in a broken down volkswagen bus for no real reason. sword cane owners who wear a suit every day and go to the dollar store like that. trans characters that are outcasts not because they are trans but because they are genuine little freaks <3 hope this helps!

Love them so much 🥺

sbi, but it’s sanders sides

phil is thomas. tommy is morality. wilbur is anxiety. techno is logic. tubbo is creativity. ranboo is deceit. fundy is his intrusive thoughts.

i mean come on just imagine:

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tubbo: oooh what if you used coral?

phil: good idea mate!

wilbur: coral is fucking disgusting don’t choose that

tommy: SHUT THE FUCK UP WILBUR CORAL IS A GOOD BLOCK

techno, snickering: yeah wilbur shut up

tommy: FUCK OFF TECHNO DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT WILBUR HE’S PERFECT

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person: so why didn’t you come to my party?

wilbur, panicking: if you tell him you didn’t want to go he’ll hate you forever

ranboo, panicking because of wilbur: *slams hands on table* TELL HIM YOU’RE SICK

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phil: *building another tnt dropper in hardcore*

fundy: ok but what if you built one over a random village

phil:

phil: fundy, what the fuck?

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tubbo: TECHNO

techno, sighing: what?

tubbo: i have this reaaaallly cool idea for a build but i don’t wanna forget so can you help me write notes for it please?

techno, heart squeezing: i—yeah, sure

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phil: so why do you avoid each other so much?

wilbur: we don’t mix

ranboo: *nods*

phil: and why’s that?

wilbur: well, i panic a lot whenever anything happens

ranboo: and him panicking makes me panic so i instinctively start lying to try and get you out of a situation

phil, thinking about the time he forgot his wallet at the grocery store and started panicking when he had to pay so he told the cashier that he forgot the bread and instead left the store and drove home: ...that honestly explains so much

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techno: —they’re rich in nutrients and antioxidants, they lower the risk of heart disease and improve immunity and blood sugar levels, they’re easy to grow and are versatile so you can add them to any meal. they also improve the digestive system and they’re high in carbs so they’re incredibly filling—

fundy: ...what’s he talking about?

phil, absolutely exhausted: the benefits of potatoes so he can convince me to make a potato farm

tubbo: how long has this been going on?

phil: three hours

tommy: what the fuck.

fundy: ...i’m gonna disagree with him to see what happens

ranboo, panicking: fundy nO WAIT—

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wilbur: they need to die

techno: you can’t kill all of the anteaters, wil. it’ll destroy the food chain

both of them: *turn to ranboo*

techno: ranboo what do you think?

ranboo: ...about what?

wilbur: do you think anteaters are vile creatures and god’s worst mistake and that they need to be eradicated?

ranboo: *glances between the two*

ranboo, internally: quick pick a side oh god—

ranboo, sweating: wh...what’s an anteater?

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tommy, after ranboo made phil pretend to be a devout christian for 30 minutes to avoid an argument about religion: you’re such a pussy, ranboob

ranboo: we’ve established this, yes

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PLEASE HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN ANYONE DO THIS YET?! LIKE COME ON. SLEEPY SIDES AU. IT NEEDS TO BE A THING.

Ive never read this before today

Hi guys!!! Resident dteam simp back to remind everyone of face reveal etiquette in lieu of ranboo’s announcement today !!

1) do not be upset if he looks different to the way you imagined. I know it seems weird but we’ve all seen the comments under other you tubers face reveals before and it has to be said

2) do not insult him. Again, seems obvious yet you’d be surprised. There is absolutely no reason for anyone to ever insult ranboo on his appearance, and if I catch anybody insulting him you will find yourself short of a few kneecaps

3) remember that doing this puts him in an extremely vulnerable position.  any YouTuber puts themselves in a vulnerable position upon doing a face reveal- it can be easier to recognise them for both fans and antis, and for ranboo the vulnerability of this decision is tenfold because he is a literal minor, this can make room for a load of inappropriate behaviour again from both fans and antis. Hea putting so much trust in us as his community to support him with this. He will most likely implement new boundaries regarding pictures of his face too. He’s young. He deserves our respect. Let’s not break his trust.

Please let’s be respectful and support ranboo 1000% !!! Let’s get him to 5 mil!!!