Would Also 100% Immediately Drop To My Knees And Worship Isobel

the reason why Isobel didn’t go to Moonrise with the Harper’s isn’t because of some thing stupid like having to stay to protect the civilians at the inn or not wanting to show herself to Ketheric but was because she saw the silver light streaming through the sky and was like “*deep breath* it’s probably not her because she’s dead so don’t get your hopes up” while she spent 12 hours doing her hair and cleaning up and making sure her spear was polished and trimming her fingernails and smudging her eye makeup just right

the only better moon lesbians are shadowheart × selunite tav

I think they should hug 24/7... They were made to hug each other.

she's a queen

she's a bard. she's a spy. she's a nun. she thinks god is talking to her. she likes shoes. she has a hairless rabbit as a pet. she broke a guy's neck with her thighs. she's the late pope best friend. she's the new pope. she's bisexual.

Tav, the idiot who somehow managed to be cool enough for Baldur to save

Baldurs Gate 3 is so wild when you realise how vastly different the game is depending on if you choose Tav or Dark Urge

Dark Urge Playthrough: you’re the child of Bhaal, but unlike the Bhaalspawn, you are created solely by Bhaal himself. The first true child of Bhaal. The daughter of one of your father’s previous Bhaalspawn turns on you, attacks you and tries to kill you. In your dying state, she infects you with a parasite so that you’ll die an incredibly humiliating death, and become her slave.

By some miracle you end up on the same nautiloud ship as a Sharron Cleric who happens to to be carrying a gith artefact that contains Baldur himself. Baldur, who was made a mind flayer and is now calling himself the Emperor, realises there’s an incredibly powerful Bhaalspawn on the ship, and that he can use them to his advantage. The power you have will help him destroy Gortash. Of course he picks you, it makes so much sense.

On your way to Baldurs Gate you find out through an unsent letter that you used to be into Gortash. When you get to Baldurs Gate, the man you used to fuck turns out to be an absolute loser and with horror you realise he is still into you. It’s okay though, he’s very easy to kill.

You end up facing off against Orin, your niece, and kill her. Your father appears to you and offers you the chance to become his Slayer. On the high chance you turn him down, he murders you in front of your loved ones, and leaves you to rot.

Then Jergal, the actual Lord of the End of Everything, the original God of Death, who was the very being that turned you father into a God all that time ago, who’s been in your camp for weeks pretending to be this undead scribe called Withers, appears next to your corpse and brings you back to life, basically adopts you, states that he will protect you from Bhaal, and announces that as long as he lives, you will never die. You’re essentially immortal.

Tav Playthrough: you’re a random nobody that was unlucky enough to get kidnapped by Mind Flayers. The Emperor must pick one of the many idiots on the ship to be his pawn. He sees Tav and thinks “ugh, yeah this one will do”.

Angry goth + happy go lucky jesus lady = traumatized sassy girl that likes dogs

i've connected the dots

also I've had tumblr for like 3 days now and the fact that all their recommended posts and ads are Shadowheart related feels like I'm being targeted when I've posted TWICE

Got inspired from hades so wanted to put my own spin on the style. I don't think it quite gives off hades but I like the result!

If Shadowheart has a million fans, then I am one of them.

If Shadowheart has ten fans, then I am one of them.

If Shadowheart has only one fan, then that is me.

If Shadowheart has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.

If the world is against Shadowheart, then I am against the world.

my favourite part of shadowheart's personality is that she's supposed to be all mysterious and secretive but she's also just a massive fucking gossip. one of the first conversations u have with her she starts with "i couldn't help but overhear - ok, i could help, but..."

stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys