Aftg Perfectly Aligns With The Lyrics Of Warsaw By Lovejoy And You CANNOT Prove Me Wrong Because I’m

the neil josten urge to run away and never come back, and the neil josten urge to stay in one place with the people i love forever

Chiron: dam I lost my-

Annabeth: childhood friend? Aw same.

Percy: mental stability? Get in line.

Nico: will to live? Been there done that.

Leo: good self esteem? Puhlease join the club.

Jason: happiness? Hah. That ran away from me when my mom did.

Chiron: well I was going to say I lost my favourite tie, but do we need a camp therapist?

So you know how eventually Andrew and Neil will run out of truths to trade one day..

Pro Neil, pissed the other team is winning (and being pricks about it): Hey, Drew!

Pro Andrew, literally sitting down in the goal with his racquet, not giving a fuck: Hmm?

Neil: how many pints of salted caramel ice cream will it take for you to shut them down?

Andrew, considering: hmm.. three. And McDonald’s fries. And we’re sleeping with the weighted blanket tonight (it’s the middle of the summer).

Neil, grinning: fucking bet

The other team, the other team’s coaches, the fans, the entire city, the other team’s grandmas watching Andrew stand up and get in position:

(Fear)

how the foxes act when they're sick in honor of me being insanely ill

Andrew: i feel like he gets sick a lot, like immune disorder type. he catches anything that goes around. he's used to it so it doesn't bother him too much, but the worse illnesses can get him pretty bad. when covid hit Neil watched him like a hawk to make sure he didn't catch it

Aaron: bro is the definition of "victorian peasant" when he's sick. he is almost completely useless when he catches a cold. i mean like straight man cold he is completely helpless

Kevin: he doesn't get sick all too often but even when he is he just pretends he's not. he's willing to grind until he collapses and even then he'll deny everything and tell doctor's orders to go fuck themselves

Neil: never gets sick. immune system like a brick. if he does he kinds freaks out because being sick on the run slowed them down, and he never quite gets over that fear

Alison: very similar to Aaron. unless it's game day, she uses illness as an excuse to not do anything

Renee: she's so chill about it. lets people know she's not feeling well, but doesn't let it affect her. she does, however, refuse to take medicine, because she wants to see how long she can power through

Matt: will cough on Dan so they can be sick together. very cuddly when he's not feeling well. eats soup, takes medicine, the whole shabang

Dan: very grumpy when she's sick, usually because it's Matt's fault. doesn't want to be around anybody, speak to anybody, etc.

Nicky: oh so dramatic. acts like he's dying, starts planning his funeral, setting up the playlist for his wake, calls Erik to let him know that he will be getting his insurance, all that

Andrew u can’t commit murder on national tv 😔

Dan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Abby and Wymack's convo?

Nicky: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Matt: I'm in the washing machine.

Kevin: I'm in the closet.

Nicky: We accept you Kevin. <3

Kevin: No I'm literally in the closet.

Nicky: Love is love. <3

I genuinely cannot contain how much I love nico di angelo he’s so loveable and sweet and self loathing and he wants to be a good person so bad and he is a good person and he doesn’t believe he’s a good person and he hates himself and he assumes everyone hates him and he’s afraid of intimacy and. I love him I love him I adore him he is my son my baby boy my sweet little brother my oblivious little baby lord of darkness

Price who starts the 141 as a way to hunt down the worst terrorists.

Price who brings together a group of odd yet talented individuals.

Price who witnesses each of these individuals break all expectations set.

Price who finds himself falling out of the harsh leader role during downtime and more into mentor.

Price who knows each of these individuals intimately and guides them where he can.

Price who catches himself feeling something awfully funny in his chest whenever the members of the 141 start calling him “old man” or “dad” as a joke.

Price who never admits he actually cried when the 141 gave him Happy Father’s Day gifts.

Price who calls his team his “kids” has more than once called his men “son”.

Price, who brought together a group of broken individuals and made a family out of them.

Price who holds the babies of his soldiers in his arm, “Hi love, I’m your granddad” falling from his lips as he stares down at this innocent babe.

Price who does the one thing he never thought possible, dies an old man, in his bed, surrounded by the family he made, everyone alive, everyone survived.

coming back to the pjo fandom 4-5 years later only to see people crackshipping connabeth??? what did i even miss.