Every Friend Group Should Include:

Every friend group should include:

Every Friend Group Should Include:

A Himbo

Every Friend Group Should Include:

A mean bisexual

Every Friend Group Should Include:

An even meaner lesbian

Every Friend Group Should Include:

She/theys

Every Friend Group Should Include:

He/theys

Every Friend Group Should Include:

A token straight on thin ice

Every Friend Group Should Include:

An astrology bitch who has everyone’s birth charts memorized

Every Friend Group Should Include:

A short king

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1 year ago

nobody better be posting about the met gala without mentioning the giant pro-palestine demonstration going on outside

2 years ago
------- Pt2 (final Part) (lance, Varian, Lorbs, Adira, Shorty)

------- pt2 (final part) (lance, varian, lorbs, adira, shorty)

------- Pt2 (final Part) (lance, Varian, Lorbs, Adira, Shorty)

Lance Strongbow/Arnwaldo Schnitz: he would let out a little chuckle, take your hand, kiss it and say "my pronouns are whatever you want them to be my dear". he would then immediately walk away before you realize he stole your phone/wallet/anything valuable you have on you. but he would only make it ten seconds before turning around, running back up to you, giving you your belongings back, saying sorry, kissing your forehead and then running off again.

------- Pt2 (final Part) (lance, Varian, Lorbs, Adira, Shorty)

Varian: "um well mine are he/him and i find the use of they/them too, anyways enough about me have you heard about this new chemical it is so cool it is called...." he will talk to you about alchemy and chemicals until you leave

------- Pt2 (final Part) (lance, Varian, Lorbs, Adira, Shorty)

The Lorbs: "oooooh ehehehehehe the stupid human is so stupid stupid human you know nothing, you are not on our level, you wouldn't understand. they would continue laughing and walk away. the lorbs are not homophobic, they are just above society. but they will still call you slurs but it would be in a funny affectionate way

------- Pt2 (final Part) (lance, Varian, Lorbs, Adira, Shorty)

Adira: "don't talk to me but if you must, address me as sir"

------- Pt2 (final Part) (lance, Varian, Lorbs, Adira, Shorty)

Shorty: just as heads up, this guy is so out of it, he does not know what is going on at any given moment but is super chill about it. this little guy is in his own world. so when you ask he will be like "oh why yes you can have this cupcake" will proceed to easily pull out a tooth of his, and give it to you

2 years ago

Vomit in the McDonald's change the trajectory of my own life

2 years ago

update: new fictional character that i find hot is rooster aka bradley bradshaw

Update: New Fictional Character That I Find Hot Is Rooster Aka Bradley Bradshaw

went to the cinema with my family yesterday and watched top gun. do not know the plot or what happened i was only interested in this man i was only paying attention to him. sooo horny cause of this guy rn i said what i said


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2 years ago

Not mine, but perfect: 

“behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person”

Not Mine, But Perfect: 
3 years ago

This is why I appreciate putting myself into fictional scenarios. I can’t live out my own fairytale? I’ll put myself in one.

3 months ago

yayyy they got engaged actually I live for this!! 🫶


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