Every Friend Group Should Include:

found a new person that i have looked at for 3 seconds in total to obsess over for the next several weeks !!!

nobody better be posting about the met gala without mentioning the giant pro-palestine demonstration going on outside

------- pt2 (final part) (lance, varian, lorbs, adira, shorty)

Lance Strongbow/Arnwaldo Schnitz: he would let out a little chuckle, take your hand, kiss it and say "my pronouns are whatever you want them to be my dear". he would then immediately walk away before you realize he stole your phone/wallet/anything valuable you have on you. but he would only make it ten seconds before turning around, running back up to you, giving you your belongings back, saying sorry, kissing your forehead and then running off again.

Varian: "um well mine are he/him and i find the use of they/them too, anyways enough about me have you heard about this new chemical it is so cool it is called...." he will talk to you about alchemy and chemicals until you leave

The Lorbs: "oooooh ehehehehehe the stupid human is so stupid stupid human you know nothing, you are not on our level, you wouldn't understand. they would continue laughing and walk away. the lorbs are not homophobic, they are just above society. but they will still call you slurs but it would be in a funny affectionate way

Adira: "don't talk to me but if you must, address me as sir"

Shorty: just as heads up, this guy is so out of it, he does not know what is going on at any given moment but is super chill about it. this little guy is in his own world. so when you ask he will be like "oh why yes you can have this cupcake" will proceed to easily pull out a tooth of his, and give it to you

Vomit in the McDonald's change the trajectory of my own life

how many times have i listened to the off the menu podcast episode by ed gamble and james acaster featuring guest star joseph quinn???? yes

august by taylor swift so real so good song of the month

update: new fictional character that i find hot is rooster aka bradley bradshaw

went to the cinema with my family yesterday and watched top gun. do not know the plot or what happened i was only interested in this man i was only paying attention to him. sooo horny cause of this guy rn i said what i said

Not mine, but perfect: 

“behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person”

This is why I appreciate putting myself into fictional scenarios. I can’t live out my own fairytale? I’ll put myself in one.

yayyy they got engaged actually I live for this!! 🫶