Gonna Be So Real

Steven: We should get a pet spider.

Marc: You get a spider and I’ll fucking burn the apartment down.

Steven: That’s a little excessive, don’t you think?

Marc: You’re right. I wouldn’t. Jake would. He hates anything that crawls.

The Pitt + this article from The Onion

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

reblog to kiss a narcissist on the mouth (with passion)

“love can hit you like a semi truck so hit your love back”

-L.W.

YALL YALL YALL

so im scrolling through my fyp right? just chilling, just scrolling and then wrabel’s tiktok pops up and i go oh yo? hell yea? and follow.

AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS?? WRABEL FOLLOWS ME BACK

I AM TIKTOK MUTUALS WITH WRABEL NOW. I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING AND CRYING.

I don’t blame Steven I can’t spot the difference

"I'm going to fuck your avocado" - @neoglowratz

ok ok so this might sound a bit gross so like if you arent prepared please keep scrolling

to my fellow gastroparesis havers, how do you manage the taste in your mouth? like the disgusting taste of rancid food thats sitting in your stomach? because thats all ive been tasting for days (and its definitely my fault cause i ate a whole bunch of ice cream and junk food) but i cant get it to go away at all and the last time this happened to this extent i ended up throwing it all up

so please give me tips if you have them

yo seriously anyone who says shipping marc and steven is disgusting or “selfcest” are just being ableist and uneducated.

especially the “selfcest” thing like no me steven and marc arent the same person were all seperate fuckin people that happen to share a body get over your stupid singlet ideas

also calling it disgusting directly negatively affects every single system who has inner system relationships. like youre calling it disgusting when inner system relationships are literally a way of healing.

kindly stfu with your stupid ass opinions and educate yourself

-jake