Guess Who Got Into Cooking Companions…

peter: Mr. Stark I need you to buy minecraft

tony: like, do you mean an account—

peter: no. the whole thing. I need you to buy it ALL.

tony: why the HELL—

peter: frogs.

tony: what

peter: I need you to put frogs. in minecraft. I need frogs in minecraft.

tony: why do you—

peter: because FROGS Mr. Stark

tony, pulling out his credit card: valid point consider it done

i’m so normal and regular about the umbrella academy season 4 trailer

sassy diego stance detected. also thats the academy? looks like a bomb hit it. maybe viktor got them powers back oh no. also this looks apocalyptic and five is still wearing a suit?

the man is a snappy dresser you cant lie.

it also looks more rotted now that im looking closer. like nobody has been there in a while which makes sense but also there wasnt any academy left after season 3? it was a garden if i remember correctly?

tony: *rubbing his forehead* explain to me how you two got into an accident in broad daylight, with only chocolate milk and french fries in your systems.

mj: um, peter was driving and there was a deer on the road and he didn’t notice it at all so I said "peter, deer!"

tony: and then?

mj: pete, just tell him what you said.

peter: *red in the face* "yes, honey?"

Everything but "I love you" huuuh

miss itoshi how i adore u

you're laughing. The umbrella academy's final season destroyed every character's personal growth and semi-healed traumas, left huge plot-holes, completely abandoned some of it's most beloved side characters that were crucial in previous seasons and you're laugh-oh. You're crying. My bad. Go ahead. Let it out. Understandable.

it is so weird being back at my grandparents house listening to ‘nothing left to lose’ from tangled the series again. it’s so 2021 it’s actually painful. the cycle is complete. i’ve returned to my hypothetical body of water

Day 13: Scorbus 💚💚