Do You Wish That Garmadon Didn't Become Evil?

He's a danger to us all now :(

...... I come home. without a snake. and with three bites

I don't think they were bites of appreciation :( bye noodle noodle. leaving you in the woods. Going to treat this stuff now

Lloyd: I got banned from a FSM church.

Lloyd: Apparently, even if I'm the grandson of God-

Lloyd: I can't waltz in there and call my own grampa a "conniving bitch" without everyone telling me not to disrespect him.

Lloyd: And then the old ladies tossed me out when I told them he wasn't going to come back to life and screw them.

Lloyd: I plan to do this stunt until I am banned in every major and minor FSM church in Ninjago.

Wu: Let me get this straight-

Lloyd: I'm not straight, but continue.

Wu: You went to one of my father's temples of worship, disrespected him, threw verbal nonsense at the elderly, got kicked out, and banned-

Lloyd: I know, Uncle-

Wu: Without me?

Lloyd:

Lloyd: a-

I need another day of the departed episode but Lloyd just lights a lantern for his dad while staring at resurrected Garmadon

Lloyd: [lights lantern]

Garmadon: Who is that for?

Lloyd, without breaking eye contact: You.

Garmadon: I am not dead. Not anymore, at least.

Lloyd: You are to me.

Ninjago AU where everything is the same but the ninja die in the pilots.

Imagine Akita meeting the Lloyd hellspawn.

Hmmmmm....Akita 👀. Now that's something interesting to think about.

Lloyd's kid absolutely loves her. No doubt about that. I mean, what kid wouldn't want to pet a cute furry wolves' fur, ya know? And what wolf wouldn't feel a little annoyed about that though?

But the kid grows on her after a while, that's for sure. I know in S11, Lloyd told the team he was going to go find Zane alone, but I just like the idea of mini him deciding to tag along secretly, and Lloyd only realizes that until they're miles away from the village. And maybe she wasn't even supposed to be in the Neverrealm either — but of course, she's got too much of Lloyd's genes (and maybe even Kai's influence) to stay put in Ninjago after she saw the ninja... errr literally tie up Wu in front of her.

Oh, and during the moment Lloyd's mouth decides to use Akita as a therapist, her eyes are turning to the kid, basically as if asking whether her dad really isn't the type to shut up. Honestly, even the kid kinda knows her dad needs therapy, so she's... grateful for Akita I guess?

Incorrect Quotes #10: Survivalshipping buddies Pt 2

Vinny: Garmadon, can I ask you a question? Garmadon: You just did. Vinny: Okay, can I ask you two questions? Garmadon: You just did. Vinny, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?! Garmadon: You just did. Vinny: When?! Garmadon: Just now.

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Vinny: What do I get? Garmadon: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death. Vinny: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one. Garmadon: It won't be you. Vinny: I'll get my coat.

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Garmadon: Vinny… I’m bleeding… Vinny: Oh god… what’s your blood type?! Garmadon: B positive… Vinny: I’m trying to but you’re bleeding-

Interest check

Who wants me to draw what Morro looks like in my Birdcage fic?

Since I don't have polls, you'll have to reblog. If I get 15 reblogs, I'll draw Morro. If I get 15 likes on top of that, I'll also put out my Morro headcanons for those interested!

If hypotheticly the hellspawn au would take the morro gets resurrected because reason this and that what would be his relationship with our beloved hellspawn? What would lloyd think?

Hmmm...I'd say Lloyd would be quite wary of his undead cousin — well, the guy did try to kill them all, after all (can you blame him?), and this would also mean Lloyd would be hesitant to let the resurrected emo interact with his —niece...I guess? This is assuming the resurrection happens before DOTD and happens just after season 5, so Morro hasn't given a full apology yet. Also, Morro did kinda threaten hellspawn in Lloyd's mind when he was possessing him, so...yeah. Green bean still has trust issues.

But over time, Lloyd starts to realize how wrong he is about his cousin. Other than that, when Lloyd isn't looking, hellspawn likes to toddle to the newest addition to their somewhat family, some weird guy that looks like he feels more out of place than that children's book Lloyd usually keeps with his comics. I like to think that Morro's wind abilities would amuse her and Morro would fly a kite using his wind in front of her just to make her smile. Sometimes, his wind even brushes against her hair like a hair ruffle, which makes her giggle.

Wu notices that he made a new friend immediately and can't hold back a smile when he comments on it to him. Morro turns red, but doesn't deny it. Instead, he merely scoffs that Wu is just seeing things in his old age. The top of Wu's staff collides with his head as a result.

Evil uncle and nephew bonding since canon Ninjago wasted this potential :')

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Does hellspawn make new friends at school?

Do they go on cute misadventures together?

So far, the idea is that she'll be friends with a boy named Luke, and they'll cause a lot of shenanigans as she ages...and give Lloyd some well-deserved heart attacks (Kai's laughing about karma right now)

One time she and Luke basically just snuck off during a field trip to the zoo and they freed a baby elephant, which made its mother go vicious mode — to this day, Nya is still wondering how the heck did they even do this. I mean...to be fair it isn't as bad as her father releasing tribes of snake people but...really? I can't have even ONE rational person in this family?

And at first when she joined her class, there were a few kids that pointed a lot at her red eyes and found them creepy. Well...Lloyd actually showed them red eyes when he found out and basically just showed them a younger pic of himself to tell them that yeah, the Green Ninja they idolized used to have red eyes too so it doesn't mean that she's the spawn of Satan who eats children for lunch. ( "cries as I remember that she is still called hellspawn" )