I Headcanon That Armada Starscream Can't Read Properly And Even Then The Only Words He Can Read Are Apart

Headcanon/au or whatever idk how to explain

So we all know how Starscream always changes his frame in the comics.

What if it was not only due to finding what feels right for him but also due to his immortal spark.

His clone Sunstorm has his own powers but I feel like it doesn't ruin his body as it let's the radioactivity be released. Whilst in Starscream's case the only way to release his energy would be to die and we all know how much he stops that from happening.

So with barely any release his spark slowly deteriorates his current body but not in a really gory way simply that functions will lag and maybe if left to long energon would slowly burst inside of him like when we get a bloody nose but for him his eyes may burst.

But he changes frame so much that it never got to the point where his whole body exploded and all the other times it was brushed off as damage due to fights (Megatron).

And the energy does still get released as he's died a few times but nobody knew cause they simply changed his frame in I guess a spark transfer as a last resort and it worked every time.

That one meme but Starscream (probs au but could be anything)

Bumblebee joking with Starscream: Looks like someone has daddy issues

Starscream: I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY

(Megatron: Hey you're not allowed to swear yet. You're grounded for 2 days now.)

Me explaining Armada Starscream and Megatron being the biggest version of how they are like a father and son but obviously abusive.

My Dad: They should get married.

Me: Did you not hear what I said. First of all I was saying how Megatron is like an abusive adoptive father. And it's really abusive. What?

Dad: Yeah they should get married and kiss.

Me in utter horror trying to change the subject away: So you know Soundwave he's my second favouri---

Dad: He's their son whose spoilt.

And I'm currently choking on air and I tried changing the subject again: You know Starscream has heels

Dad: No he doesn't

And then I show him and he goes: So he is definitely the wife. -or SMT

So yeah my dad ships megastar or megstar idk and somewhere in the relationship he did agree with it being toxic but ig he likes it. But he also calls them both chickens.

I don't agree with this the only time I interact with the ship is if Starscream looks really nice in the drawing which is unfortunately a lot cause ppl draw too good to not like

now this is a human robot cosplay I can get behind

A 'con went to a con today ✈️

Starscream is the type of person to say womp womp at a funeral of someone he doesn't like (or even know they just crashed the place).

/Skyfire - Bumblebee - Windblade - Metalhawk/ is the type of person to apologise for his behaviour saying 'we're so sorry'.

But Starscream is the type of person to react to that by saying 'nah I said what I said. This one's sorry but I'm not.'

Every squad got the

Terrorist - Megatron - demolisher - cyclonus - wheeljack - sideways - thrust

Holy shit I got forced into a terrorist group - Armada Starscream

Don't remember doing this but it's cute, he's cute so it's alright.

Redraw of the animated drawings with water colours.

Galaxy Force Starscream the lovable tragic asshole you are. I had to squish his face cause either made it too big. First time drawing him and those lips do not disappoint.

Water colour pens are good but I just can't use them properly without leaving marks making it look ugly.

Haha capcut can't be that hard I say with joys

I was then shot 57 times

I really should have watched a video or anything but nah I had a will and Starscream to guide me. But I'll post it for shits anyway and later lament on my humiliation of my first edit. No there is not a read more to hide my humiliation, I'm not a coward I say to myself.

I don't even know the song I just had an audio for it.