I'll Never Get Over This Meme 🤣🤣🤣

WandaVision but with Starker. Listen, if Peter had the ability he’d 100% do this after Tony died. Imagine Peter all dressed up, a 1950s housewife/husband, cleaning the house and making sure dinner is on the table for his hardworking husband. Imagine the scene from WandaVision where they’re in two separate beds. Imagine Peter being the naughty little twink he is and trying to seduce Tony into moving the beds together (it wouldn’t take long). And wait… what’s that? Peter’s suddenly magically pregnant?! Tony would be freaking out and Peter would just be adorable. Just imagine them having the perfect little life and perfect little family 😭😭 who cares if it’s fake, as long as they’re happy right 😭😭

Bonus: I made this years ago when WandaVision first came out ft Stuthorker - Stucky, Thorki and Starker 😂 thought I’d share

Some nights, Tony would sneak through Peter's bedroom window just to fuck him. The thrill of having to be quiet, the possibly of being caught by Peter's aunt made the situation even hotter— especially for Tony.

Why? You might ask.

Well, Peter was especially sensitive and loud during sex, so, when they had this kind of "clandestine sex", Tony would bury Peter's face into the pillow to muffle his moans, or silence him with his mouth as he fucked Peter senseless, treating him like his "personal sex toy" pushing him to the limit. A single loud noise and it could all gone wrong, pure adrenaline.

they always got away with it. They were never caught. No suspicions raised.

Until one morning...

Peter came home from school, the door to his room was ajar and the apartment was tidier than it was early this morning.

Spring cleaning happened here? Definitely.

He never really mind that his aunt came into his room when he wasn't there. It used to be a problem back when she didn't know his identity as Spiderman— But now? Not a big deal anymore.

So he walked into his own room, carefree.

But oh. There she was. Sitting on his bed. Serious look.

Peter froze. What? what happened?

Then he remembered. Tony had come over last night.

Had she heard them? Or worse, seen them

"We need to talk"

Shit.

Not the "We need to talk" crap.

Millions of possibilities ran through Peter's mind, one worse than the other.

But not this one.

May found the used condoms in the trash can.

Uh oh.

She wasn't upset, in fact she was proud that her nephew was being safe even if the pregnancy card wasn't on the table (since she already knew Peter was gay) But still, proud.

The problem came when May started to flooding him with questions like:

Who was he sleeping with? How long had it been going on? Why hadn't he told her about his first time? Didn't he trust her? Did he have more than one sexual partner???

Cornered. panicking.

The word "boyfriend" slipped out of Peter's mouth.

Oh no, Peter...

Now May wanted to meet this so-called "boyfriend". She wanted to see if he was good enough for her nephew, if he really cared about him and respect him propertly.

But how did you tell your beloved aunt that your boyfriend was nothing less than Iron Man? Huh? How did you explain that to her?

The hero who was also your mentor, your role model, the person your aunt trusted to take care of you.

Peter was screwed and not in the fun way.

If Tony showed up at their apartament door claiming to be his "boyfriend", Peter knew his aunt would castrate him with her bare hands.

Fuck.

And he also knew Aunt May wouldn't let this go easily

Double fuck.

(sorry again for my bad english, not my first language ugh-)

~ mystisophia 🍒

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End Game be like:

Canon

starker shippers core

like, I actually spoke to the fictional judge and they took the fictional charges off me because like what the hell starker is so good and they clearly melt for each other

sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."

watching "Fellow Travelers" (for the first time) and YOU CAN'T TELL ME that they don't look like Peter and Tony

just- LOOK AT THIS 😭😭😭

cry, hoe

every time I remember this, oh boy...

tnpt never beating the hook up allegations, i guess😛

~ mystisophia 🍒

MY TOP 10 SHIPPS OF ALL TIME:

Starker

TonyPeter

Tnpt

Ironspider

Tony Stark/Peter Parker

Anthony Edward Stark/Benjamin Peter Parker

Iron man/Spider-man

The Invincible Iron Man/The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man

That genius billionaire philanthropist playboy in armor with that superpowered twink from Queens

penis parker/tony stank

*cof cof* and one honorable mention to *cof cof*: stuckycherikdestielhannigramaziracrow..

~ mystisophia 🍒

horny Tony texting this to Peter while jerking off watching the baby monitor recordings

~ mystisophia 🍒

Tysm for the tag @starkerobsession 🥹🫶 !!!

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