A Sage That Fills Wounds With Crystal

VERY random viper headcanons because.. i love her

she watched pet cemetery a way too many times in collage and went thru a whole necromancy phase for a while so now she just knows an absurd amount about that topic and sage is confused by those things like?? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

probably has bpd and ptsd

likes to fuck with other agents with her death stare when she's bored

she has two snakes and everyone thinks they're dangerous and scary etc but they're just little dumb noodles

bets with brimstone and cypher, sometimes with sage

she cannot be trusted with kids, not because she doesn't know how to keep them safe but because she genuinely has no idea how to communicate w them

is a winter person and refuses to go to places without AC in summer unless it's really necessary

she can't work without caffeine and i mean it like think of those vampires who can't function if they don't drink blood for a long time and you'll see the vision

she has a very good alcohol tolerance.

BUT when she does get she often talks about some scientific stuff (no one understands what she's saying because she either talks too fast or it's just some high level science shit lol) or just stares off into the distance & continues to drink until someone takes the bottle away

actually likes physical affection but ONLY her closest friends know it

her real name is sabine which is of italian origin, and i know it could be random but i hc her as half italian so she probably learned some bits of the language at home and knows more that 3 languages

loves having late night conversations w sova or cypher because those men know some interesting things

she can be bribed with food. neon calls it gastrodiplomacy

she somehow got her clothes mixed up with sage's. they have no idea how but suddenly sage has green turtlenecks and viper has her jackets but neither of them tried to give those things back lmao

knows many ways to get rid of a dead body without anyone noticing, call it a mad scientist talent

she avoids social interactions unless it's really urgent and this is why we only see her in dangerous mission cinematics and not in normal official arts, events etc

this woman has tattoos and i'll die on this hill

she loves acrylic nails like reyna's but can't wear them because of her suit

probably watches a lot of psychological, horror, or thriller movies when she's bored & just for fun

hide and seek

idk if its just me but i just think viper genuinely cares about other agents behind that cold facade (e. g. her voicemail about sova) and seeing them suffer by someone else's hand? it will not do. her parent mode gets activated with Fade's entrance lol

I really love the idea that when Sage revives it usually leaves the person being revived pretty exhausted for a time while their body recovers. But when she revives in a fight and they've got the adrenaline to keep them moving and finish out the mission they just knock the fuck out immediately after they know they're safe and there is no waking them up for at least a few days. Just love the idea that they'd need to have a plan for how to handle that, anyone who gets rezzed just has to have someone following them around or they run the risk of cracking their head on the way down (this was learned by experience, Sage felt bad for a month Sova couldn't actually remember what she felt bad about)

thinking about yoru waking up in the morning and sending a gatecrash towards the kitchen from his room

and then sprinting to the bathrooms and brushing his teeth like, really fast. super fast. changing out of pyjamas at lightspeed.

all so he can immediately pop from the bathroom to the kitchen for breakfast without delay

astra regularly recruits cypher to help her bully the shit out of chamber in nonstop french she told me so herself

caught in a dangerous web...

i thought of a way to make valorant better

give one character clown shoes that honk instead of the usual footsteps

I search cyphmen on thmblr

5 posts made by me in a row

Starts shaking and crying

can’t unhear this voice line