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OTPtober second set: Sagebean

Welcome😈

breach, drunk: why are you scientists even mad when you can be just normally glad scientists?

viper, also drunk: student loans

Looks like the blackmailer has the power to inflict people with their greatest fears

Cyphers - being watched, or his secrets known

Breach - being caged or imprisoned

Who’s next I wonder. I love seeing more characterization and backstories of the agents

I really wanna see what Sova and Chamber fear the most…. For reasons

this post is so deep

can’t unhear this voice line 

I’m back! school’s started for me, so expect these to be more infrequent. Not that they weren’t infrequent in the first place, but I digress.

Anyways, dialogue credit goes to @hvstias as usual.

just finished playing doki doki literature club.

gonna need a sec guys. maybe a few years of therapy or something.

Theory: Chamber and Neon’s “Misunderstanding”

Another theory: Chamber and Neon’s misunderstanding is pretty personal *wink wink*

Sorry this feels so shallow but my guess is she thought he was going for the more-than-friends route, but it was all part of his schemes.

Neon has some major electrical powers plus involvement with Kingdom/radiants because of the parents’ work (looking at her dossier), so she likely was of some value to Chamber’s plans

I’d be hella broken too as a 19 (18?)-year-old if some charming guy was pouring attention and talking to me the way he does only to find out I’m being used for some selfish business-y goal. That is–if it is true that Neon was 19 when she got into the VP.

Chamber describing her to Reyna as an “impressionable young mind”. This himbo knew what he was doing.

From a fellow Asian girl, yeeeee the parents often want us to be pretty sheltered lmao I wouldn’t know better than to stay away from this dude

Also saw this Tumblr post somewhere saying Neon’s family would probably tease her whenever Chamber drops by AND I BELIEVE IT’S CANON

“OI TALA YUNG BOYFRIEND MO ANDITO” and all that stuff. I’d be annoyed into believing maybe there is a shot if she were me HAHAHA

Chamber’s voicemail to Brim: “Appeal to her sense of service, she gets that from her family.”

EXCUSE ME MONSIEUR—how do you know she gets it from her family?? That’s pretty personal. And the way he says it in the voicemail, idk if I’m digging into it too much but omg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhMd7i2Zu8k)

Not Chamber being scared to fetch her in Manila lolololol

No Chamber-Neon voice interactions (except for that line where she tells him to leave her out of his schemes)? Not even during the whole strike team with Fade thing? Damn, y’all rly ain’t on speaking terms?

Cuz yeah I don’t think she wants any of Chamber’s BS after all that

Neon when killing an enemy Chamber: “Bye Monsieur!” —You can’t tell me that doesn’t have “boy, bye” energy

[PHOTO NOT MINE] Not me fangirling either aaaa who made this??? But lol if I were Chamber and I saw a girl with mad powers looking like Neon in the photo like sheeshhhhh, I’d be smooth talking too (Who’s the artist? Pls tell me if you know so I can credit)

Spotted this pair in the wild and had a good laugh

[id: KJ named FartSmella and Sova named POOPASS]