How Artemis’s Sees Butler

Piper: How long do you think it’s gonna take for a god to curse Percy?

Leo: a week

Nico: a day

Jason: Never cause Annabeth with Percy.

Classical composers as the rampion crew

can you realize how bored and insane i am atm

Kai: Mozart: classy but fun, incredibly talented and new for the time period. Also Mozart was crazy and he loved testing peoples patience. He was rich but he also loved spoending all of his money in parties and gifs for women. He died poor and was so dramatic he wrote a whole Requiem (composition for Mass at a funeral) to be remembered even after his own death, thanks lord Kai. "Mozart: Rondo in A Minor, K. 511"

Cinder: Paganini: the devil's violinist. People usually said he had sold his soul to the devil himself because of how well he played and composed for violin. Instead of fighting back the rumors, Paganini decided to play along with it and he liked to scare people or make fun of the rumor while onstage. Paganini was feared greatly during his time, but now we remember him because he was the funniest violinist ok. I think Cinder would definitely do the same thing as him if that was her context. "Paganini - Caprice 24"

Scarlet: Tartini: mf thought he talked to the devil while asleep and when he woke up he wrote an entire 15 minute violin just to test if he could play better than the devil himself. He came to the conclusion he wasn't better than the devil and lived his life depressed and thinking he was a failure (he bacame one of the most named classical musicians in the whole world basically) and i think tghat is so Scarlet coded thanks. "Tartini's Violin Sonata in G minor"

Wolf: Rachmaninoff: unbealivable strong and hard, but also really sensitive and complex (Russian goverment in 1900 yk), he was depressed as fuck. He left russia but in a attemp to keep it alive he spent all of his career writing the fking most russian songs you could ever hear cuz it reminded him of home. Also the dude was huge, he could span 12 piano keys from the tip of his little finger to the tip of his thumb. "Rachmaninoff: Prelude Op. 23: No. 5 in G Minor"

Cress: Chopin (ofc): even tho Chopin was a manwhore and Cress is the kindest thing in the TLC universe, his work represent the desire to love, the melancholy of the night in his Nocturne's, and the sensibility of feeling lonely and hopeless in a world of people who don't. Also Chopin was 5´7 and he weighted around 100lb, smol. "Vals in A flat major Op 69 Nº 1"

Thorne: Vivaldi: he just cares about fun things and hiding drawings of things in his work. Also dramatic for literally nothing? "The 4 Seasons, Op. 8/2, RV 315, Summer"

Winter: Tchaikovsky: living in a fairytale, the sound is fun but sometimes really dark and sinister, very very temperamental. Tchaikovsky had a neurotic personality and some people say he was completely mad and depressed. "Tchaikovsky - Sleeping Beauty Waltz"

Jacin: Wagner: he was just so dramatic and we love him for that. Just like Tchaikovsky he liked to write cinematographical music, for theater or adaptations. So we can really put him and Tchaikovsky in the same box even tho he wasn't as insane as the other dude. "Richard Wagner - Ride of The Valkyries"

IKO: Liszt: this guy was incredibly talented and romantic, but he was also really funny and liked to play things almost imposible for a human to play (enter his version of "La Campanella") and, well, IKO is not human... But he was also pretty romantic and he was really good friends with Chopin (cress coded) SOO yeah. "Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" (also can we apreciate Valentina Lisitsa for a moment because what the fuck????)

THABNKS FOR STAYING HERE AND READING XOXO

more sillies

Percy and Leo are the duo that the teacher separate in the class seating plan and you can not change my mind

Will dying his brows to match his hair (he wanted to serve cunt but it didn't worked)

my blessing, the loml 🤡

mha au where ochako and hawks team up to help each other get with their crush

since this is a safe space i think and new year new me i have a confession: i used to hate scarlet (the book) when i first read it and it wasn’t until i reread the series a few months ago that i started liking it

“All you can do”

The demon squad