sakusa kiyoomi does an interview with a psychic where the psychic gets all their assumptions correct but omi denies it
psychic: you’re favorite color is yellow
omi: no it’s black
psychic: you’re planning on moving in with your partner
omi: i’ve been single for years
psychic: you’re favorite food is curry
omi: i despise curry
omi lied about his favorite color because he got a reputation uphold. he lied about moving in because his relationship is a secret and he doesn’t want fans in his business. he lied about curry because he could
insane to me how tsukki is never in the conversation whenever the haikyuu fandom talks about which characters would be chronically online
my reasoning for it:
1. he’s always on his phone
2. he’s a blond gay twink
3. he’s mean tells it like it is
oh and let’s not forget up until high school he only had one friend. now if that doesn’t scream secretly account on stan twitter i don’t know what does
immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand
I was a proud John centrist (i was a secret John anti 🫣😞)
i used to be a john supporter and me and my friend (she was the biggest john anti) would get into arguments every other day
like to think omi kind of yap a lot because he loves to nitpick and complain about everything big or small and motoya is forced to it
currently rereading alex rider and i knew ian was a little bit unhinged but i forgot exactly how unhinged he was. wdym you teach your kid how to drive the minute he’s tall enough to reach the pedals???
If we had books in Will POV, 99% of it would be abt him wanting to be notice by Nico
cinder and thorne got a weird sense of humour that no one understands except them. i can see so clearly thorne telling a joke the rampion crew looking at each other awkwardly because they don’t get it and there’s just cinder dying laughing on the floor
Bonus:
a sequel of sorts to this