Kidnapper, on the phone: If you can get me 10.000 dollars within the next 24 hours, i'll give you your friend back.
Ralph, tied up: Ten thou-YOU THINK I'M ONLY WORTH TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?!
Kidnapper: I-
Ralph, screaming: MAKE IT 10 BIL-
Piggy, screaming on the other line: RALPH SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Everyone: *Is scared the shit out of Roger*
Simon:
Here’s the info cards no one asked for!!! I might do some really simple character sheets/breakdowns for each of these.
Also, oh fuck, Samneric, they’re in this au too, they’re just not in either clique 😓 their designs are coming!! And so are random other side characters!!
Jack: Can i have a moment alone with him?
Ralph: Sure.
Jack:
Jack, looking into the coffin: Now listen asshole, i know you're not dead.
Roger: Yeah, no shit!
Aaahhh I'm so excited!!!!
chosen heroes!
that moment when you try to find the beast among us and you accidentally vote out two crewmates
I've just realized it's been over a year since I started this blog. I started it as a lotf fanpage but it has slowly morphed into a multifandom blog (I still adore lotf tho :)) and I just wanna say thank you to all of you guys who have been following me since the beginning and a huge thank you to my mutuals who made me feel welcome in this lil community <33
Thank you from the bottom of my heart :')
shoutout to @jack-vibes for noticing this buT AYO????
This is EXACTLY my reaction when I finished the book.
I also read the book for fun. Don't judge me.
(Spoilers…I guess?) So, like they’re all going savage and trying to Murder this poor kid and the Naval Officer is just like, “I would’ve expected more from British boys.” and he asks how many are dead and Ralph says two (Technically there are three, including the boy with the birthmark but I think he was referring to casualties in the war) and the guys just like, “Oh, wow.” Bruh, these kids killed the guys and they’re just cool with that?? No punishment or even a real reaction????? Jack And His Merry Savages just get to go home?
I would’ve been Much Happier if:
1. Jack had died, which sounds really horrible and demented but he was the reason there were so many problems and he murdered TWO CHILDREN! (Who were my favorite characters btw)
2. The “Savages” got at least a punishment or the Naval Officer gave an actual fuck that two kids were literally murdered.
And yes, I did read this book for fun, don’t judge me you Illiterate swine.
Could you do Ralph in 2A with the blue headphones to match plz :)
Since I just did Jack wearing this outfit, I officially headcanon that Ralph is borrowing it and that’s why it’s bigger on him 😌