Important Things Soulsborne Taught Us About Life:

Important things Soulsborne taught us about life:

- No matter where you are or what you’re doing, there will always be a poisonous swamp between you and your goal

- If you try help people they just fucking go crazy and die!!!!!!!

- Saying a completely normal thing a bit slowly and adding creepy laugher in the end automatically makes you more charismatic

- The door doesn’t open from this side

- The best way to free yourself from unfair system is to eat people until you turn into an abomination

- Don’t look where the cheeky bald man asks you to look

- You can still see and navigate perfectly even with a weird thing on your head that obscures all vision apparently

- Actually not even death will end the suffering

- People will try to escape a problem by using what CAUSES this problem and just trying to “be careful” because we indeed live in a society I guess

- There is no such thing as “too” tall/big woman