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Ralph: Boi wut..u wanna be LE chief? 👁️👄👁️
Jack: y-y-yes >/////<
Ralph: well…heh…*chuckles* your gonna have to get through ts knuckle sandwich mah boi—- REEEEE😂
Jsck: N-N-N-NO! BAKA- *face turns red* I- I mean…ah…Ralph
Ralph: s-s-say that again…? >~<
jack: uhm- ahah….lets just pretend I…..I…forget it…I guess…it was stupid anyway- GAH!
Ralph: *le triggered* BOI get back here. *grabs him*
Jack: WUT- >\\\\\\<
Ralph: heh…Baka..you say? Well….heh….you..can be my Baka too…
Jack: *GAE INTENSIFIES*
Ralph: *le laugh* JK boi u still gotta get through ts knuckle sandwich 😂🖐️ BOI OPEN LE DOOR-
Jack: *TRIGGERED* sigh…whatever…I…I…whatever. *walks off away mad*
Ralph: w-w-wait….Wait!
jack: wut…>:c
ralph: I-i….i…i…
Jack: -_- wutttt. :/
ralph: I..wanna…be meh ✨ Baka bean ✨ ^/////^
jack: le gasp 😮
ralph: GAH! It…it was stoopid…nvm…I’m js a stoopid hooman >~<
Jack: okeh…heh…I’ll be ur baka…..0w0
Ralph: *LE GAE INTENSIFIES*
Jack: *le blush and become a ✨ T O M A T O ✨
the end!!!!!!!
Chapter 2:
jack: Ralph-Chan
Ralph: AAAA- 0_o O! It’s jus u *hugs*
*jacks face started to match his red hair* (LE GAE INTENSIFIES) Ahaha- anyway-
Ralph: wut did u want 2 tell meh >\\<
Jack: so yuh know how we’re liek- bakas n stuff :3
ralph: yeeeeesss ✨
Jack: can I b chief neow ;333
Ralph: *le face palm*
Jack: wut…:/
Ralph: HMPH!
Jack: WHAT!!! ACK-
Ralph: do you…just want 2 be meh baka cuz u want 2 be le chief…. :/
Jack: *le gasp* I-
Ralph: *tears start forming in his eyes* is dat…al u think of me :((
jack: RALPH-CHAN!! NO! It’s- it’s not like that…
Ralph: THEN WUT IS IT :(…I- I don’t know..I…if I can do this anymor-
Ralph: I don’t know if I can do this anymore…
Jack: NOOOO WAIT- *grabs hand*
Ralph: get OFF me! GAH! Stupid Baka…>\\\\<
Jack: :((((( I’m sorry..Ralph-chan…I- you can be chief…
Ralph: okeh :3 *hugs
Jack: *le sigh* it’s ok bc ur meh Baka….
The end lmk if u want chapter 3
thats why they both hate norman
@everettes-requiem Asa and Everette interaction. they are TOO similar to like each other I fear 😭🙏
ITS GOING TO GET WORSE
Hello Ripley.. Ahem.
I'm sorry you have to see all of that. You see, it is supposed to be a private conversation between me and Ainsworth. I was concerned but.. perhaps I was being too harsh.
Here, have this, I'll make it up to you. It's a flower I thought you'd appreciate. I haven't asked Shepherd what it means, but it should be something..
What do you say? I am always here to comfort you if you need it. I'm sorry Ainsworth said that. I'll make him apologize to you. ☺️
- 🐍 ( @ask-norman-alexander-lotf )
“you? give me flowers? after all you’ve done to pry about my relations with Ainsworth? i shall hardly accept this. do not attempt to fool me with apologies, Norman. I know your mind dwells in places of hate.
if you must know, we were friends. were, until you started to pry. was it you who made him say those things? perhaps, but it was me who left of my own accord. so take your flower and feed it to the flies, why don’t you!!”
Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!
somebody tell me the world aint ending in 5 years or so because i think time is ticking ever so slightly and we could be cooked. just saying.
THATS HOW I DREW THEM TOO 😭😭😭
(second art is old art from last year please forgive me)
next thing you know, a bunch of people just show up, there's three people having BEEF with each other, and the literal BEAST is active as we speak.
half of these island ocs r tweaking while wilbur is like. picking flowers and stargazing 😭😭
IS THAT PIGGY...
au : if jack had a shotgun instead of a pocket knife
help me why did I make this 🥶
me with most of yall be like
i love when my favorite artists/account interacts with me like omg hiiiii ur so cool and i kinda look up to u ngl