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WELCOME TO THE:

TUMBLR CLASSIC HARBOR BRAWL

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITES IN A SHIP-OFF

RULES

All pairs have been randomly matched up

All ships are from media around ye olden Tumblr (media older than or was around at 2012 - 2016)

NO RPFs

One wildcard (Shrek/Fiona)

24 hours to vote in each round

Campaign. Vote with two accounts. Whatever. Just remember: VOTE CORRECTLY OR NEVER SEE YOUR LOVED ONES AGAIN

ROUND ONE:

DESTIEL vs. STUCKY (WINNER: DESTIEL)

TENROSE vs. ROSEMARY (WINNER: TENROSE)

JOHNLOCK vs. ENJOLTAIRE (WINNER: E/R)

EDWARD/BELLA vs. BUBBLINE (WINNER: BUBBLINE)

KORRASAMI vs. INEFFABLE HUSBANDS (WINNER: KORRASAMI)

SHREK/FIONA vs. HANNIGRAM (WINNER: SHIONA)

MERTHUR vs. CECILOS (WINNER: CECILOS)

STEREK vs. DAVEKAT (WINNER: DAVEKAT)

ROUND TWO

DESTIEL vs. TENROSE (WINNER: TENROSE)

E/R (ENJOLTAIRE) vs. BUBBLINE (WINNER: BUBBLINE)

KORRASAMI vs. SHIONA (SHREK/FIONA) (WINNER: KORRASAMI)

CECILOS vs. DAVEKAT (WINNER: CECILOS)

NOTE: SEMI-FINALS MIGHT BE DELAYED FOR A DAY AND IT IS POSSIBLE WE WILL HAVE AN INTERMISSION.

INTERMISSION POLL

SEMI-FINALS (ONGOING)

TENROSE vs. BUBBLINE

KORRASAMI vs. CECILOS

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i don't know if i should make everyone in my artschool universe attend some imaginary school or not because they're technically personified art schools

wish list for people who don’t want anything

aka possessions which are just possessions, but which have noticeably improved my quality of life: for when people ask you “what do you want for your birthday/Christmas/graduation” and you instantly transform into St Francis and pledge fealty to Lady Poverty because your mind went blank

nice. new. sheets. I cannot emphasize this one enough. if you’re still using the same sheets you had in college, you should probably get new ones. get yourself some 100% bamboo rayon sheets—they’re silky and perfect for summer and great for sensitive skin! or, if you’re cold all the time, flannel sheets!

kitchen knives. or even just one really good kitchen knife.

new curtains—blackout if you are a creature of the night like I am

fleece lined anything, but especially sweatpants and hoodies. wool lined socks are also good. if you don’t have the option of coming home after work and putting on an entire outfit that is loose and fuzzy, you should change that, because you deserve that option.

cookie sheets with a layer of air between the top and the bottom. the bottoms of your cookies will never burn again.

kitchen scale!!! no more leveling off flour with a knife and getting it all over the table!! now all your measuring is just shoveling stuff in and out of bowls like you’re at the beach. baking is both more accurate and also way more fun.

coffee bean grinder. if you want to upgrade your coffee experience, this is a great one-time purchase. just-ground beans have a much better flavor than pre-ground.

CDs!! ask for a gift card and expand your physical music collection! or a collection of the DVDs for your favorite show!

Me: oh yeah, if you think school photography is hard now, try imagining doing this with film.

The new girl: what’s film?

Me: … film. Like… film that goes in a film camera.

New girl: what’s that mean?

Me: … before cameras were digital.

New girl: how did you do it before digital?

Me:… with film? I haven’t had enough coffee for this conversation

Make Batman wear this with his mask and a tight black dress

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

unpopular opinion but I love it when people write essays for fun on the internet. I don’t think it’s cringe if you’re being polite and coherent and making your own post instead of making unwanted additions to other people’s posts. why say something in a 7 word meme format sentence, faking disaffection and chillness, when you could flesh it out in 7 paragraphs of sincere and substantial nuance. not just for seriousness but for fun concepts, is what i have in mind. for talking about a story or character. for talking about life. talking about anything. this is a wordy person safe zone