Special Merch Edition Where Is Wonderlust Post

bring out the rotating tiger

Him 👆

The Legend

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

something something chip knows celestial and is undead. something something fallen angel boy

FALLEN ANGEL BOY IM FUCKING WEEPING

Thinking about everything settling for a minute and Gillion looks at Chip and something flashes in his eyes, something that Chip can’t name. It’s like grief, but it’s also something that Chip is afraid of. He remembers suddenly that Gillion is trained to kill Undead.

Gillion takes a stumbling step forward towards Chip and instead of doing something logical, like backing away because he understands that Gillion might try to kill him, he meets Gillion in the middle. And Gillion collapses into him. And Gillion is crying. Because his best friend is now one of the things he was trained to kill on sight.

And Chip reaches for something in the back of his mind, something to calm Gillion. He starts to sing. He sings a lullaby in Celestial and Gillion is shuddering with how hard he’s crying.

The voice of an angel, an angels song, yet coming from a now unholy throat.

i know canonically chip is the tallest and jay is the shortest but has anyone considered idgaf and that in my heart jay is the tallest and gillion is the shortest... 5'1 gil you mean the world to me. you are my heart and my soul. i love you.

little Hiccstrid 🥹🫶🏼

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

Pretzel and Gillion

An apple as red as your sins