I Ship Them :3

Tha boys

Finn is an Omarion with very red eyes and thus wears sunglasses. Oskar is a Hoa and likes to sleep in the weirdest places.

"Bei der Anstalt würden sie jetzt eine von ihren Tafeln reinziehen... Moment! Da fällt mir ein, wir haben hier im ZDF dieses Austauschprogramm. ZDF Shows sind verpflichtet, sich gegenseitig zu helfen. Claus von Wagner soll sofort mit 'ner Tafel reinkommen!"

Claus am Ende seiner Nerven in der heute Show | 02.12.2022

English translation under the cut:

"In the Anstalt (Claus' own show) they would now draw in one of their whiteboards. Wait! It just comes to my mind that we have an exchange program here in the ZDF (name of TV channel). ZDF shows are obliged to help each other. Claus von Wagner has to come in right now with a whiteboard!" Claus exasperated in the heute Show | 2nd Dec 2022

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GIF 1: Oliver Welke: "Claus von Wagner! The real one!" Claus: "Yes, amazing, thanks a lot! I have just been out for a meal with my wife. Goddamn exchange program." GIF 2: O: "It is really wonderful, Claus, that you had to come. Really, very nice. I will visit you in the Anstalt, too." C: "Haha, for the love of G- Yes, yes! We will give you a call." GIF 3: C: "But now seriously - if we're going to do this, I insist on going a little bit in depth in your silly show. This is a highly complex topic! O: "Yeah, sure... depth. We're doing this a lot, too." GIF 4: C: "And I won't be interrupted for sure? With some short 'funny' clips of politicians? Can I trust you 100% on that?" *clip of Germany's minister of finance, Christian Lindner* "Haha, no." O: "Lindner!" C: "What am I actually doing here?" GIF 5: C: "And now it gets really interesting... Are you paying attention at all?" O: "Hm? Yes, sure. There's just a new announcement about the football game with Brazil. They've arrested Ronaldo because he was nak-"

GIF 6: C: *throws away the phone and adjusts his jacket* "So, how is the electricity price formed?"

GIF 7: O: "I don't get it." C: "Good gracious! Well, that's no good..." O: "Hey Claus, you could just let something be displayed, then you don't have to bring in a whiteboard all the time." C: "Hm?" O: "It's ok, it's ok." C: "Ok, so here you can see..." GIF 8: C: "... and for this topic I happen to have a 10 x 12m big whiteboard prepared. I'm just going to get it because I left it in the parking lot! I think it's great that you allow some depth-" O: "Um, that won't be necessary! GIF 9: O: "Lock the door, otherwise he will come back in! *whispers* Lock it!"

Sammy: Change is inedible. Alea: Don't you mean inevitable? Sammy, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

if i'd still had any semblance of heterosexuality left when i saw this episode for the first time it would have shattered like sugar glass

Ayo Harpy Eda :3

Bruno: Christmas gets so much harder as you get older.

Bruno: "What do you want for Christmas?" I don't know.

Bruno: A sense of security, mental stability.

Bruno: A nap would be nice

I 200% totally agree!

I've been rewatching Psych and this is my appreciation post of lassiter and why I love him.

1. He's badass

2. He's sassy af

3. He's a hopeless romantic

4. Hes confused

5. Hes a nerd

6. Hes fiercely loyal

7. That smile

I have no idea if there even is a fanbase out for this show anymore but my heart belongs to this weirdo.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

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Bremen 💜 wundervolle Episode.

Die zwei sind halt klasse zusammen!

Muss definitiv noch fanart zeichnen :)

Shawn: Lassie sometimes talks in his sleep. It’s cute. Lassie, asleep: Freeze! You son of the b… Shawn: You get ‘em, babe.