Where Is My Cousin Throckmorton When You Need Him Smh. We Could Have Been Skateboarding

hey tumblr what's up. I saw this one tiktok with a compilation of random millennials doing weird ass stuff and the caption was "why are they like this". And see the funny thing here is that EVERYONE in the comments was like " its because of tumblr, tumblr has done irreversible damage"

oh to be a rotating garfield plush

ok uhhh fuck you're a proshipper ummmmm die! anyway that's all there are more interesting things in life then arguing with someone because they don't like a ship dewd you're acting like I'm frothing at the mouth right now

I HATE NACHO X LALO SO MUUUCHHHHH

this poor man just wanted to have a peaceful life with his father and then LALO SHOWED UP FUCK ALL YOU DIPSHITS

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

Just painted my toenails, feeling good.

Just me and my followers (they're porn bots)

has a breakdown about what a lonely life it is. goes for a walk with headphones in. purchases a beverage at the supermarket. you know how it goes

I think some people need to start believing in God again, because at least that way they knew when to stop.

I know this is kind of hypocritical coming from user morallygreymf, but maybe people's morality would be better that way.

It's 2am idk