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No, just me?
Anyway sorry about the rant I just made, but I felt like I needed to get that off my chest.
And get your free midnight migraine that I just had gone through not 17 hours and 31 minutes ago from the time I post this.
But for real 049 bro is like my favorite SCP ππ credits to the one who made SCP 049
A rubber room with rats
crazy? I was crazy once
Altair climbed up a rocky cliff and stood high and mighty as he saw Haytham just down below. Both with their hiden light sabers activated and light sabers in hand.
Altair: It's over Haytham! I have the high ground!
Haytham: You underestimate my POWER!
Altair: don't try it!
Haytham leaps up and onto a rocky plat form them does one final leap before flipping a little to close towards Altair.
Altair then uses his hiden blade to stab Haytham in the gut then with the light saber he sliced off his legs and left arm. Haythem screamed in pain before he started tumbling down the rocky cliff close to the lava flow.
Altair retreated his blade and saber and looked down at Haythem, while Haytham looked up at him from below and ever slowly tried to crawl closer to the cliff.
Altair: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! It was said that you would destroy the Templars, not join them!
Haytham began to crawl even closer, yet he was still so far out of reach.
Altair: Bring balance to the Force of Eden... NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!
Altair turned his back away from Haytham as he continued to try and crawl to the top of the cliff. Altair picked up Haytham's light saber and started walking away, but not before taking one last glance at what has become of young Haytham.
Haytham: I HATE YOU!
Altair: you were my brother, Haytham.
Altair: I loved you.
The best ending Alternet ending
Altair: it's over Haytham! I have the high ground!
Haytham: don't underestimate my power!
Altair: Are you dumb or just f***ing special? I've been training you for 13 long-@$$ years and you still think having some sort of magical bull**** power is going to save your three little b*** limbs when I chop you up like Darth Robert? Not only am I more skilled then you, I'm on the MOTHER****ING HIGH GROUND! Have you ever read the art of war?! it says in bold "do not try and f*** with the high ground, Haytham." This is honestly the reason why you're not a master assassin. Your ligitamently dumber then sand and more of a whiny emotional sh*t then your partner shay. Also you were my brother Haytham, I loved you.
Personally I like the last ending better.
By the way that last one is a reference to this x
Beneficial hardmode
Iβm late
THAT'S SUPER AWSOME!!! π€©πππ
Nice work!
I made some scp art for my fellow scp artists:
@pudimbot, @purplelordscp035j, @doctorjayboi, @itstanzaniteuniverse, @moonlightguardianmoon.
Sorry if I havenβt included anyone else, there was not enough space.
- Sigrid
(Click on the image to see better cause tumblr be like that)
Annon: uh... I don't get it?
Me: You see the joke is they both have personal items that talk to them.
Annon: ... I don't see it.
Me: π ...
I hope you like this drawing! Click the keep reading to see the image with out a colorful background!
Day 3: Sans from Undertale
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Jacob: hey shaun I found the perfect nickname for you!
Shaun: do I even want to know what is?
Jacob: trust me you like it better then the old one *clears throat* ...
Shaun: ... have you been watching jack-
Jacob: I have indeed been watch jacksepticeye meme time... hey
Shaun: what?
Jacob: nice glock πππ
Shaun: *face palms*
Altair: *rings bell of funny* π
Why has the internet been so depressed over tragic gay men lately? Like- from what I've on the internet so far, is tragic gay men in either pirate theme, time traveling interdimensional multiverse non-sence, to biblical characters stoping Armag-NOPE, getting tragic over a simple miscommunication over something the other said and taking it too in deep over what the other actually means- OR because both wish to understand each other on a personal level, so they try and become something for the other on both ends OR try to do something to make improvements for their lives to work out for the two so they could leave in some form of peace, Sometimes they don't even realise they're gay (or they just decided to add it in the last minute so they could get more fans to see their faith ship come true (kind of)) but ultimately end up being a giant miley cyrus, size wrecking ball and wreck everything! All because of a simple miscommunication from both parties! Like- BOY YOU KNOW THAT NOT WHAT HE MEANT! Because both men are just sharing a single brain cell, and they have to take turns sharing said one brain cell. Usually, one man has the brain cell longer than the other but is still an emotional and social fool. The other just big head empty most of the time, but has their far share of "Eureka!", moment, also usually the one who realizes everything first despite the other being the keeper of their shared brain cell. Also, the other just like wearing black- not because their egdy or "tragic tragic" its just because they like the look and hot topic was a good choice. The other is just a fancy pants who likes books and enjoys just living life as is with their respective partner and just want to have one simple day with them without some kind of looming threat over their head and is also the one who secretly is the "Actual body gard of the two" (sometimes), Bro all I'm saying is, is that there some werid trend going on here in the show business. Is this where humanity has led to now? Just gay men being tragic in every conceivable timeline and / or interdimensional universe in every multiverse!? Like, I'm not complaining, but bro, this is too much tragic for me to take in man. Do you have any idea how much my heart has been broken seeing all these tragic gay men? Makes me kind of want to write my owm story about two tragic gay men being tragic! Like MIGHT AS WELL! EVERYONE ONE ELSE DOING IT! Maybe I'll give them a dog or something? Like, maybe I'll give them a 200 year old being with the fresh mind of a child just wanting to do their best- or maybe a nearby guy who's so wholesome for his own good- Or MaYbE I'Ll JuSt GiVe tHeM a cReW oN sHiP wHo aRe jUsT LiKe- "Oh ya we're totally fine with this." (Have yet to watch ofmd but you never know) Bro, I'm just losing my mind right now over this! Apparently, this trend of gay men make me crazy- CRAZY!? I WAS CRAy once! They locked me in an internet page- an internet page full of gay men! Gay men make me crazy- CRAZY!? I WAS CRAZY ONCE-! Bottomline is I forgot where I was going with this, and uuuuh sometime gay men are just an angel and a demon trying to be on their own side. Sometimes it's a pirate and a noble guy trying to live life on the sea, sometimes a god of mischief and some office worker for the multiverse and timeline who both don't even know their in love to begin with... or Marvel is just trying to hop on the tragic gay men train before it fades, just like when Thanos snapped half the universe, Disney also faded along with it.
Anyone else watch mandalorian chapter 14...
Case uh....
MANDO DONE F@#$ UP!!!
RULE NUMBER ONE NEVER LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE!!!!! UNSUPERVISED!!!!!
RULE NUMBER TWO NEVER. TAKE. YOUR. F@#$ING JETPACK OFF YOUR BACK!!!! AND IF YOU ARE! MAKE SURE THAT THE CHILD IS WITH YOOOOOU!!!!!
.... the one good thing about this chapter was that we got to see more of Dadalorain being father to his son