Pondering My Orbs.

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reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

at the start of the game karlach and astarion are absolutely fucking reeling from being suddenly freed and are in a state of manic joy that would probably seem alien to them like a week ago, while gale has been locked in his depression tower for so long he's almost completely forgotten how to talk to people. shadowheart has not a single fucking clue whats going on because shar keeps slurping up her memories and lae'zel is literally in the midst of her ultimate nightmare scenario and trapped on an alien planet with a bunch of jackasses who have no idea whats happening. so almost everyone has experienced a situational personality shift and isn't quite the person they were a year before you met them. EXCEPT Wyll. Who is just like "this isnt even the weirdest thing thats happened to me this month." my man got scooped up, tadpoled, and slammed back and said "oh well, not gonna ruin my day" and went about his business teaching self defense to children and slaying evil beasts. He didn't even seem confused he literally did not give a shit. no urgency. He's like "I'll put that in my day planner but is gonna have to wait until after i hunt down this demon." When you recruit him there is no sense of "oh man we really gotta help each other because we have the same problem" he just would have said yes because you asked and he's wyll. Or because you told him he could kill mindflayers. He'd be like "sick" and done, no questions asked. Just another Tuesday for the blade.

Update - they got first dibs on their favorite puppy!! His name is going to be Oakley 🥹 I told them I’m going to be on the look out for dog toys that look like sunglasses lol

Dear readers (aka just pookie for now)

My sister just facetimed me out of the blue to tell me to not tell anyone in the family but she and her bf are going to pick up a puppy in a few weeks. I thanked her for sharing the fun news and she goes "thank you for being someone that i want to share good news with". Chat. I'm gonna cry.

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I just realized that in my sleep deprived state last night that I accidentally tagged a blog by trying to avoid saying a brand name lmfao… at least it isn’t an active one. Fixed it 🤦‍♀️

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1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

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