starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring
???: *gradually begins hyperventilating*
it’s okay, it’s all gonna be okay-
ragathaaa?? we, um, have a newbie here!
Gangle: Hmmm, I think the map infinitely generates...
huh. you don’t think it’ll eventually generate something really messed up do y- OH WHAT THE (🎉)
(The map has generated a cemetery. The names on the tombstones are all blurred.)
Caine: *squeals from happiness and teleports them back*
Buddy: *calms down slowly*
(They’re still holding their hand, trying to offer a reassuring squeeze.)
M!A: 🎶Zooble The Parent! Zooble The Parent!🎶
shut up. i’m...i can’t be a parent.
there werent any of these that expressed a specific emotion i needed so i had to make it
Caine: *laughs*
Don't be silly Zooble, it's probably just a glitch.
i’m not kidding.
*the knock wakes them up leading to an ear piercing scream*
NO!
*they begin to sob and hide under their blanket*
-buddy anon
buddy??? are you ok?????
(If they had the keys to their room, they’d already be inside.)
Caine: *pops in, screaming from excitement at a new member*
Buddy: *screams and cries, hiding behind Zooble*
don’t do that, you’re scaring them! buddy, it’s ok, this is just caine. um- hang on a sec.
(They pull Caine aside, explaining that Buddy thinks they’re at daycare and they don’t want to shatter that illusion.)
If it makes you feel better she didn't do it on purpose
...that’s good at least. well, not good, but. least she didn’t mean to...
zooble (stupid name ik), 22, any pronouns. found out how to get online 👍 couldn’t remember my old tumblr login info tho (rp blog run by @charrators)
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