I Do Not Respect The Grind. Go To Bed

I am attempting to make a baby blanket for the first time, as a gift, and I have been working on this for 8 WEEKS?

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps

please be nice to me, i’m in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

"Daily kisses are in order, what is that? Coffee? You have to kiss me, what is that? A smile? You got it, kisses.. oh, do you want to cuddle?? That'll be 2 kisses.. did you wake up? I want a kiss, are you catching on? I think it's a great couples game.."

I would lose my mind in such a good way if you kissed me right now - eUë

REMEMBER: [Men] can be bribed with [Snackie Treats]

This is REALLY how I find out about that huh