I Always Kinda Thought Jesse The Antichrist Would Make A Return In Season 13. To Help Remind Dean That

happy anniversary to these two 💖 they are getting some toes in the sand time after all 🏖️🥹 (a lil continuation of this bc my hc is that they spend their anniversary on the beach every year)

This is also my entry for @destielvalentineszine2025

it's season 16. destiel is fully reciprocated canon. dean and cas are swapping spit when cas pulls back to say in a very low and serious tone, "the fact that you are biologically male is of No Consequence. i will impregnate you, dean winchester." dean's eyes widen, he's confused and lowkey scared but also weirdly flattered and pathetically turned on

unarmed and safe 🎉🎉🎉

Unless I am fortunate enough to have been mistaken, the best Destiel fanficion has not yet been written in a huge oversight by the fandom

Picture this: At the end of season 5 Castiel is not killed and resurrected as an angel, but instead is wounded and still very human

Low and behold Dean shows up on Lisa's door step, filthy, emotionally destroyed, with an injured human Cas half unconscious in the back of the impla, like 'suprise I'm here, I can't go more than 2 hours without a drink and I brought this guy I absolutely do not have any overt sexual chemistry with, wanna date me?'

Cut to Dean trying desperately to have a heterosexual relationship with Lisa while helping a very pitiful Castiel learn to shave, how to shower and importantly, how to want things

I wounder what he could possibly want

Meanwhile Lisa is trying to help Dean and get him to open up about how he's feeling, what's happened, etc, only to repeated find him at 3AM sat on the porch with Castiel bearing his soul like its the easiest thing in the world

And also being way too into Doctor Sexy

Eventually, she snaps. Dean's a good guy, and she owes him one for saving Ben, but maybe she doesn't owe him a relationship. Well, not in the way he expected

Lisa Braden must now, using her powers of emotional maturity and patients of 25 saints, convince Dean Winchester to confront his deeply repressed sexuality

Chaos ensues

Also they get a cat

My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds “the pronouns thing” and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, he’s been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for god’s sake! Is he regressing?? And he was talking about how difficult it is to remember, and how onerous it feels to expect strangers to keep track of it, and I’m like oh no oh no.

Then he says, “I mean, the problem isn’t the gender thing. The problem is four words: she, her, he, and him. We got rid of stewardess and turned it into flight attendant. It doesn’t matter if the flight attendant is a man or woman, so we got rid of it. We just need to get rid of those. I don’t need to know.”

“You don’t need to know… people’s gender?”

“No. I don’t care, I don’t need to know, and I don’t want to remember it.”

So we can relax. It’s just a continuation of his crusade to they/them the world. He doesn’t want to remember anyone’s gender. He’s abolishing the genders.

Supernatural is so insane because what do you mean the big bad of s11 was god and his sister and the next season was just British people.

oh my god, this is just so fricking beautiful

𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘵. 𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵—𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘮. 𝘌𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵. Ninety One Whiskey by komodobits

*whispers* you know you want to read Ninety One Whiskey ooooo you just know it

oh hey where's this link lead to I wonder 👀

Anywhoo, I saw this art meme on twitter and I just knew I had to do it to with them 😩

here's some process stages since I was terrified it wouldn't turn out right :,) it's not perfect but I am happy with the final result ;w; stop thinking about how Cas could've been scruffier and both could've been sweatier or how some grass in the bg might've looked nice maybe STOPPP

jack asks how do you know if you’re gay? and cas is like. well. is there a man you’re interested in…??? and jacks like no :) im just wondering! and sam is like uh i think you’re supposed to just know? right? and jacks like huh. maybe. but how??? and deans like (clearing his throat) there are quizzes. on the internet. and jacks like oh. can you show me? and dean is like ok i’ll send you a link. and he keeps his phone angled parallel to his face so no one can see that he’s googling a previously searched phrase.