I Hate That I Collect These

I hate that I collect these

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gregory house house md all tags are completely correct crumpled old tissue my beloved puppy dog eyes but clearly bites when provoked my beloved and pisses on carpet spitefully you go and give him a nice warm bath (considerately) just for him to scamper off and roll around in the shit and dirt to spite YOU personally (lovingly..?)(mischievously) and them you drag him in for a second bath (not warm! your warm sudsy bath privileges get revoked you knew what you were doing) cold ass bath bitch which he wholeheartedly thinks he deserves and thus reaffirms his own thoughts that he’s always a bad dog and with enough provocation your patience will run dry but then when you scoop him out and he’s full-body shivering you feel bad again so you wrap him up in a soft warm towel and gingerly pat him dry coo at him lovingly and lightly chastise him for misbehaving while you dry him in your lap thus catching him off guard and pushing his train of self deprecation and loathing off the tracks into the mind fuckery of still being loved and cared for even when he did something wrong (even when he did it with full intent) he’s not a bad dog. not really. even when he tries so desperately to convince you otherwise.

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